Victus marched down the frozen path, his blade sheathed beneath his red cloak.
His latest attempt to find family from his fallen clan had been just as the last had been. Unfruitful and both groups left with a bitter taste in their mouths. The clan he had talked too had not liked his Demacian accent and Victus had little love for their aggression. Breaking the guard's hand didn't help matters, but he had to get their attention.
He needed work, so he marched south. Marching home.
Pix was supposed to keep track of the Road! Not me!!
Lulu loves to travel, or maybe she's forced too. After that incident of perpetual hide and seek in Bandle City that resulted in her exile and her entry in the Institute of War, many smaller towns would try there hardest to keep "the Yordle menace" away from their children while the larger cities send guards to "tour" her around their kingdom.
Yes she could stay in the Glade or her Institute provided room, but the outside world was a fun and mysterious place for the Little Sorceress, filled with interesting Victims- i mean people for her to have fun with.
Speaking of which....
A lone figure in black armor appears in Lulu's field of vision. With a wide smile and a happiness radiating out of the sorceress, she skips towards the lone, poor bastard...
((Worse still...we know THIS Lulu.))
Victus notes the overly happy Yorlde on the Frozen road, and grunts in greeting. He continues his march down the road.
Victus notes the overly happy Yorlde on the Frozen road, and grunts in greeting. He continues his march down the road.
"HEEEELLLOOOOO!!!"
Lulu rushes up to the warrior and runs in a circle around him
"WHATCHYA doooooin ALL BY yourself HEEERE??? you COULD get HURT by SOME weeeeeird FOLKS around THESE parts!! like BANDITS! or CUPCAKE MEN!!! or CUPCAKE BANDITS!!!! and THAT could be a BAAAAD thing to a person WHO is ALL by HIMSELF and can't POSSIBLY get help SINCE no one ELSE is around EXCEPT for you and a CREEPY stranger!"
Pix simply stares at the warrior as Lulu skids to a halt
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
When stopped, Victus eyed the...creature warily. Victus had heard of crazy yordles, but this one was...unique.
"I go to Demacia. Bandits worry me not. I have fought true warriors and mages. Common scum do not threaten me."
Victus goes to walk around the yordle.
Lulu turns around and follows the mysterious armored man
"But I'M SERIOUS!!! the Cupcake BANDIT are EVERYWHERE!!! THEY wield DEADLY candy CANES and MOVES as FAST as YOU and I!! and can disguise THEMSELVES veeeeery WELL!! they CAN be YOU, THEY can BE ME!!!! they CAN be like THAT GUY over THERE!!!"
Lulu points towards what appears to be a human shapes mass if cake wielding a giant candy cane. The creature lumber towards Victus and Lulu with malice eminating from its tiny gumdrop eyes. A low gurgling sound can be heard from the cupcake creature
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Victus's blade is in its owner's hands in a flash.
"Begone! I seek no conflict with you, but I will strike you down if you attack!"
The mysterious cupcake man stops for a second before chugging a normal muffin at Viktus's head
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Victus takes the blow...and advances slowly and grimly. His blade swings out horizontally to Slam the beast with the flat.
The muffin man crumbles from the blow and scatters along the ground. Meanwhile, Lulu jumps up in joy and picks up as many pieces of the cake-man as she can before suddenly stopping
"aaaaaand TIME!!!! that WAS five seconds RIGHT?? food GETS instantly BAD if they ARE on the FLOOR for FIVE SECONDS!!!"
As if too prove her point, the cake on the floor instantly rots while the pieces of cake in Lulu's hands look perfectly fine
"do YOOOOUUU want SOME??"
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by The Shadow of War on Jan 3, 2013 2:38:53 GMT -5
Leaving Piltover
Hecarim, done with his business with Jayce marches down the path at a decent pace and notices the prodigal explorer, Ezreal and makes haste to catch up with him.
Victus takes the blow...and advances slowly and grimly. His blade swings out horizontally to Slam the beast with the flat.
The muffin man crumbles from the blow and scatters along the ground. Meanwhile, Lulu jumps up in joy and picks up as many pieces of the cake-man as she can before suddenly stopping
"aaaaaand TIME!!!! that WAS five seconds RIGHT?? food GETS instantly BAD if they ARE on the FLOOR for FIVE SECONDS!!!"
As if too prove her point, the cake on the floor instantly rots while the pieces of cake in Lulu's hands look perfectly fine
Hecarim, done with his business with Jayce marches down the path at a decent pace and notices the prodigal explorer, Ezreal and makes haste to catch up with him.
Outskirts of Piltover
Ezreal heard the noise of the galloping horse, and proceeds to turn to the direction of the noise it was Hecarim. After catching sight of him Ezreal tuck his map back into his adventurer's pack, and waits for Hecarim to catch up. It was time to answer the question why the Shadow Isles requested his aid.
"what AM i??? well THATS a SILLY QUESTION isnt IT??? im OBVIOUSLY a YORDLE!! isnt THAT right PIX??"
Pix the faerie nods his head in agreement
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Victus Brightblade on Jan 4, 2013 1:28:41 GMT -5
"Demons not of this world follow you and obey your rules. So you are not what you seem, so what are you?"
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