Post by The Cardmaster on Dec 31, 2012 4:17:17 GMT -5
((Canon))
Log 251
What a day. Ah just haven't felt like doin' anythin' recently. Ah just don't have the sprit ta' do anythin'. It's so odd...maybe cause' Ah thought about Eve today. Ah reckon Ah ought ta' pay a trip to Ionia...maybe there Ah could find somethin' ta' clear mah mind. A question always plagues me...why did she just leave me like that? Was there another man? Ah heard her sometimes complain about human traits...was she becomin' too human in her own opinion? What's wrong with that? After all she is human right? Well, mostly human if anythin', so what's so wrong with bein' what ya' are? Unless of course yer' unhappy with it...but she always seemed happy with me. Granted we had a few fights, but what couple doesn't?
Course'...there might be another reason. Ah know she likes ta' cause pain ta' those around her, but she wouldn't work that hard just ta' cause me so much pain would she? Why me then? What made me so darn special? Is this Destiny's way of toyin' with me?
Maybe Ah ought ta' try n' focus on the other beautiful women of the league. Might help me narrow down the list of who Destiny wants me ta' pursue.
Ahri: Gorgeous and seems a little playful too. Ah' reckon' there ain't much more a guy like me could ask fer'. Only real downside is her growing sense of right n' wrong. Ah think she will still have a wild side n' if she don't. Ah reckon' Ah'll just have ta' show her that bein' bad is alot more excitin' than bein' good. Though she maybe hard ta' get...but what's the point of a game if there ain't no challenge?
Akali: Pretty little thin', but Ah reckon' she is too caught up in either balance (or Shen) ta' be interested in romance. Plus if Ah end up makin' her as mad as a hornet's nest then...Ah might have more than lousy guards, Graves, n' Caitlyn after me.
Caitlyn: Yeah, she is pretty n' all, but considerin' of how she likes ta' try n' arrest me...well Ah'd rather not end up in the locker like Graves. Not a bad personality either...but if she were to approach me with the fuzzy cuffs, then Ah might change mah tune.
Cassiopiea: Well..Ah like snakes as much as the next person n' as far as mah taste goes fer' exotic women she almost tops the list. But...Ah can't say Ah'm attracted ta' her.
Diana: Well she seems alright, a bit authoritative, but Ah can't deny that it is an attractive quality. After all Ah can only deal with a woman clinging on ta' me fer' so long. Not the prettiest flower, but perhaps one of the most determined ones.
Elise: Reminds me alot of Eve, Ah' ain't certain that Ah would like that as it may bring up old scars. Very pretty though...as long as she don't try ta' feed me ta' her spider.
Fiora: Pretty, rich, but also really smug. Course' Ah ain't really one ta' talk, but Ah think she is alot worse than Ah. Needless ta' say Ah'm gonna assume she is lookin' fer' someone noble, who might match her skills with a blade. That ain't me, Ah'm a lovin' cardshark n' not a fighter! Though it would make fer' an interestin game...or con.
Irelia: Cute, but ain't she kinda...dead? Ah ain't so sure what ta' think bout' her. Really haven't gotten a chance ta' interact with her, but from what Ah've seen on the fields. She ain't no push over, also seems pretty serious in mah opinion. Never really seen her eye any guys at the league..but perhaps she don't have eyes fer' anyone at the league. Ah ought ta' remember that, cause Destiny might have a surprise fer' me.
Janna: Real pretty, but Ah'm sure she has a boyfriend...some random summoner? All Ah recall is that he got caught between her n' Nidalee. Kinda comes off like a harlot...though Ahri does too. Well, needless ta' say Ah'd give her a shot n' she got a lot of book smarts ta'. Ain't nothin' wrong with that...as long as she don't expect me ta' understand that hextech mumbo jumbo.
Katarina: Also quite beautiful, but a little bloodthirsty as well. Can't say that the bloodthirst turns me away, after all Ah dated Eve. If Ah can handle her...then Ah can handle just about any wild assassin. Then again rumors say she has a thin' with Garen...n' Ah'd rather give him another reason ta' give me a speech about justice n' honor whenever he sees me.
Kayle: Ah've seen her without her helmet. Ah don't understand why a woman would ever want ta' hide such beauty? Lack of confidence perhaps? Anyways she seems too stuck ta' her law followin' beliefs. Ah think it would be wise if Ah were ta' observe from a nice distance.
Leblanc: Very pretty, though Ah think she is a bit of a control freak. As long as she could deal with me bein' a natural flirt n' not knowin' a thin' about aristocracy Ah'd figure we'd get along just fine. Heck, we might even put on a little magic show fer' everyone's entertainment.....maybe Ah ought ta' run that idea by her. It'd sure help me figure out more about her, cause' she has a title ta' live up ta'.
Leona: Beautiful woman, who also hides in a suit of armor. Ah may never understand some quirks of women, but she seems ta' have a bona-fide concern fer' others. N' she does not follow the Rakkor's way of life, which makes her more approachable than say Pantheon. Though it makes me wonder if Pantheon n' her are a bit more than friends. ((Obscure Reference time: PRAISE THE SUN! +1 if you get the reference))
Lux: Garen.
Miss Fortune: Ah'd like ta' say it would be a bit ironic if we hooked up. Twisted Fate n' Miss Fortune? She's got beauty, spunk, n' a whole lot of confidence (and bullets) ta' back it up. Maybe Ah ought ta' stop by Bilgewater...assumin' Graves ain't there n' she is still collectin' pirate bounties n' not mine.
Morgana: Pretty like her sister, but she ain't afraid ta' show it. She clearly likes freedom ta' do what she wants, after all Ah think that is what she did in her world. Breakin' a few laws ta' live life the way she wanted ta'. Ah can't find any fault with that, after all its what Ah did. Though Ah get the oddest feelin' she might end up a bit clingy...can't say fer' sure. She maybe more like Eve, who was just fine doin' her own agenda.
Nidalee: Wow. Ah must say she is quite fierce n' all. Mah time as a travelin' gypsy did get me used ta' campin' in the wild, so if she preferred a more primitive way of life. Ah don't think Ah'd mind, but she is all fer' the survival of the fittest, which could be an issue considerin' Ah don't exactly play by the rules. Though Ah survive don't Ah? Even though mah tactics are what one would consider cowardly? Atleast, Ah ain't dead. As fer' an off-track thought...Ah would how she would react ta' catnip.
Riven: Not sure Ah got much ta' say about the Exile. Pretty? From what Ah've seen, but Ah think she grew up knowin' on war and the battlefield. Which is a damn shame, as she may never understand the joys of love, dancin', or hobbies of others. Ah'd assume she would only make a connection if they were somehow related ta' her cause'. Ah've seen her be quite confident n' direct when it relates ta' her cause in even the smallest ways, but also unsure.
Sivir: Rich, business smart, beautiful, and confident. Not sure what else Ah need. Though Ah wonder if she likes gold...more than Ah?
Sona: A prime example of the beauty the league has ta' offer. Ah gotta say its hard fer' me not ta' stop n' listen whenever Ah hear her music. Shame she can't talk though, Ah'd put good money ta' say she could have been a singer as well as a musician. Nothin' really seems ta' bother her besides bad music, and she seems perfectly innocent whenever she is playin'. Ah think she zones out n' unless ya' call out ta' her...she wouldn't even notice ya' walk by.
Vi: Another child from the backstreets n' poverty. Ah think we'll get along just fine, as long as Ah don't step on any toes. Don't really know much bout' her cause' she is new n' Ah haven't had much time ta' interact with her.
Well at least now Ah got a list that Ah can use ta' check off, who Destiny won't pair me with. Ah just hope Destiny don't play anymore tricks on me. Ah'd rather not end up as a tragically romantic figure that some authors write bout'. Maybe Ah’d ought ta’ pay a visit ta’ Ionia. That’s a way from the mainland n’ really far away from Demacia too, but Ah’ll just go where Destiny calls me Ah suppose n’ make the best of it like Ah always do. Eventually Ah’m bound ta’ find “the one” right?
((Not sure where I am going with this. I just had an idea and decided to follow it. Might have more entries at later dates...and when I'm not tired.))
Log 251
What a day. Ah just haven't felt like doin' anythin' recently. Ah just don't have the sprit ta' do anythin'. It's so odd...maybe cause' Ah thought about Eve today. Ah reckon Ah ought ta' pay a trip to Ionia...maybe there Ah could find somethin' ta' clear mah mind. A question always plagues me...why did she just leave me like that? Was there another man? Ah heard her sometimes complain about human traits...was she becomin' too human in her own opinion? What's wrong with that? After all she is human right? Well, mostly human if anythin', so what's so wrong with bein' what ya' are? Unless of course yer' unhappy with it...but she always seemed happy with me. Granted we had a few fights, but what couple doesn't?
Course'...there might be another reason. Ah know she likes ta' cause pain ta' those around her, but she wouldn't work that hard just ta' cause me so much pain would she? Why me then? What made me so darn special? Is this Destiny's way of toyin' with me?
Maybe Ah ought ta' try n' focus on the other beautiful women of the league. Might help me narrow down the list of who Destiny wants me ta' pursue.
Ahri: Gorgeous and seems a little playful too. Ah' reckon' there ain't much more a guy like me could ask fer'. Only real downside is her growing sense of right n' wrong. Ah think she will still have a wild side n' if she don't. Ah reckon' Ah'll just have ta' show her that bein' bad is alot more excitin' than bein' good. Though she maybe hard ta' get...but what's the point of a game if there ain't no challenge?
Akali: Pretty little thin', but Ah reckon' she is too caught up in either balance (or Shen) ta' be interested in romance. Plus if Ah end up makin' her as mad as a hornet's nest then...Ah might have more than lousy guards, Graves, n' Caitlyn after me.
Caitlyn: Yeah, she is pretty n' all, but considerin' of how she likes ta' try n' arrest me...well Ah'd rather not end up in the locker like Graves. Not a bad personality either...but if she were to approach me with the fuzzy cuffs, then Ah might change mah tune.
Cassiopiea: Well..Ah like snakes as much as the next person n' as far as mah taste goes fer' exotic women she almost tops the list. But...Ah can't say Ah'm attracted ta' her.
Diana: Well she seems alright, a bit authoritative, but Ah can't deny that it is an attractive quality. After all Ah can only deal with a woman clinging on ta' me fer' so long. Not the prettiest flower, but perhaps one of the most determined ones.
Elise: Reminds me alot of Eve, Ah' ain't certain that Ah would like that as it may bring up old scars. Very pretty though...as long as she don't try ta' feed me ta' her spider.
Fiora: Pretty, rich, but also really smug. Course' Ah ain't really one ta' talk, but Ah think she is alot worse than Ah. Needless ta' say Ah'm gonna assume she is lookin' fer' someone noble, who might match her skills with a blade. That ain't me, Ah'm a lovin' cardshark n' not a fighter! Though it would make fer' an interestin game...or con.
Irelia: Cute, but ain't she kinda...dead? Ah ain't so sure what ta' think bout' her. Really haven't gotten a chance ta' interact with her, but from what Ah've seen on the fields. She ain't no push over, also seems pretty serious in mah opinion. Never really seen her eye any guys at the league..but perhaps she don't have eyes fer' anyone at the league. Ah ought ta' remember that, cause Destiny might have a surprise fer' me.
Janna: Real pretty, but Ah'm sure she has a boyfriend...some random summoner? All Ah recall is that he got caught between her n' Nidalee. Kinda comes off like a harlot...though Ahri does too. Well, needless ta' say Ah'd give her a shot n' she got a lot of book smarts ta'. Ain't nothin' wrong with that...as long as she don't expect me ta' understand that hextech mumbo jumbo.
Katarina: Also quite beautiful, but a little bloodthirsty as well. Can't say that the bloodthirst turns me away, after all Ah dated Eve. If Ah can handle her...then Ah can handle just about any wild assassin. Then again rumors say she has a thin' with Garen...n' Ah'd rather give him another reason ta' give me a speech about justice n' honor whenever he sees me.
Kayle: Ah've seen her without her helmet. Ah don't understand why a woman would ever want ta' hide such beauty? Lack of confidence perhaps? Anyways she seems too stuck ta' her law followin' beliefs. Ah think it would be wise if Ah were ta' observe from a nice distance.
Leblanc: Very pretty, though Ah think she is a bit of a control freak. As long as she could deal with me bein' a natural flirt n' not knowin' a thin' about aristocracy Ah'd figure we'd get along just fine. Heck, we might even put on a little magic show fer' everyone's entertainment.....maybe Ah ought ta' run that idea by her. It'd sure help me figure out more about her, cause' she has a title ta' live up ta'.
Leona: Beautiful woman, who also hides in a suit of armor. Ah may never understand some quirks of women, but she seems ta' have a bona-fide concern fer' others. N' she does not follow the Rakkor's way of life, which makes her more approachable than say Pantheon. Though it makes me wonder if Pantheon n' her are a bit more than friends. ((Obscure Reference time: PRAISE THE SUN! +1 if you get the reference))
Lux: Garen.
Miss Fortune: Ah'd like ta' say it would be a bit ironic if we hooked up. Twisted Fate n' Miss Fortune? She's got beauty, spunk, n' a whole lot of confidence (and bullets) ta' back it up. Maybe Ah ought ta' stop by Bilgewater...assumin' Graves ain't there n' she is still collectin' pirate bounties n' not mine.
Morgana: Pretty like her sister, but she ain't afraid ta' show it. She clearly likes freedom ta' do what she wants, after all Ah think that is what she did in her world. Breakin' a few laws ta' live life the way she wanted ta'. Ah can't find any fault with that, after all its what Ah did. Though Ah get the oddest feelin' she might end up a bit clingy...can't say fer' sure. She maybe more like Eve, who was just fine doin' her own agenda.
Nidalee: Wow. Ah must say she is quite fierce n' all. Mah time as a travelin' gypsy did get me used ta' campin' in the wild, so if she preferred a more primitive way of life. Ah don't think Ah'd mind, but she is all fer' the survival of the fittest, which could be an issue considerin' Ah don't exactly play by the rules. Though Ah survive don't Ah? Even though mah tactics are what one would consider cowardly? Atleast, Ah ain't dead. As fer' an off-track thought...Ah would how she would react ta' catnip.
Riven: Not sure Ah got much ta' say about the Exile. Pretty? From what Ah've seen, but Ah think she grew up knowin' on war and the battlefield. Which is a damn shame, as she may never understand the joys of love, dancin', or hobbies of others. Ah'd assume she would only make a connection if they were somehow related ta' her cause'. Ah've seen her be quite confident n' direct when it relates ta' her cause in even the smallest ways, but also unsure.
Sivir: Rich, business smart, beautiful, and confident. Not sure what else Ah need. Though Ah wonder if she likes gold...more than Ah?
Sona: A prime example of the beauty the league has ta' offer. Ah gotta say its hard fer' me not ta' stop n' listen whenever Ah hear her music. Shame she can't talk though, Ah'd put good money ta' say she could have been a singer as well as a musician. Nothin' really seems ta' bother her besides bad music, and she seems perfectly innocent whenever she is playin'. Ah think she zones out n' unless ya' call out ta' her...she wouldn't even notice ya' walk by.
Vi: Another child from the backstreets n' poverty. Ah think we'll get along just fine, as long as Ah don't step on any toes. Don't really know much bout' her cause' she is new n' Ah haven't had much time ta' interact with her.
Well at least now Ah got a list that Ah can use ta' check off, who Destiny won't pair me with. Ah just hope Destiny don't play anymore tricks on me. Ah'd rather not end up as a tragically romantic figure that some authors write bout'. Maybe Ah’d ought ta’ pay a visit ta’ Ionia. That’s a way from the mainland n’ really far away from Demacia too, but Ah’ll just go where Destiny calls me Ah suppose n’ make the best of it like Ah always do. Eventually Ah’m bound ta’ find “the one” right?
((Not sure where I am going with this. I just had an idea and decided to follow it. Might have more entries at later dates...and when I'm not tired.))
