Through the city of Bildgewater, a not so frequenting Champion made his way along looking at everyone and everything with piqued curiosity. A large bag would remain slung over his shoulder, partly opened to reveal a whole sack of of peaches, perfectly ripe and ready to be eaten.
One hand tossed a peach into the air as he would stroll along, humming a merry little tune to himself. Not unexpectedly for anyone common, a rather revealed wench would make her way towards the curious monkey. Wukong paused to examine her with green eyes filled with excitement. Meeting new people was always fun and interesting!
"Well hey there, monkey boy." The wench cooed, pressing herself up against the Monkey King.
His face contorted with confusion, eyebrows furrowing, "Hiya! Want a peach?"
"Oh I want more than a peach.." The wench slid the peach from his hand, and suggestively licked across its surface.
Again Wukong gave her an odd look. These humans were so funny sometimes! He'd laugh a bit, gaining a cheeky smile, "What else do you want?" He questioned naively.
"Mmm.. how about.. I show you my fuzzy peach, hmm?" As the wench said this, her hand carried Wukong's down upon her boosom boldly.
Wukong jerked his hand away with his cheeks reddening beneath the furry edges. "Ahehehe.. Uh. Well I uh.." He'd rest his hand against the back of his head, trying his hardest to not insult the advancing woman.
The wench pressed herself to the confused monkey, forcing him to stagger back against a nearby wall. Just as he'd strike it, the clone poofed away and Wukong could be seen dashing away from the woman at full speed.
Post by The Widowmaker on Mar 29, 2013 20:28:52 GMT -5
Evelynn was making her way out of a back alley, blood strained her hands up to the wrist. She wore a satisfied smile and watched curiously as the monkey-king dashed towards her general direction with an odd look upon his face.
Evelynn's eyes light up, a devious smile upon her face. Stepping out in front of Wukong she braces for the impact that would no doubt occur unless he was fast enough to stop.
Last Edit: Mar 29, 2013 20:34:50 GMT -5 by The Widowmaker
Post by Richard "Scrod" Wiedemann on Mar 29, 2013 22:25:03 GMT -5
Scrod was walking along with his fishing gear, having been on his way to get his daily catch out on the sea, when he saw Wukong running down the street with a ridiculous fervor. He didn't particularly know Wu, or even recognize him as a champion of the League, but he'd never seen someone in Bilgewater in such a frantic hurry.
With all his time fishing he had learned to cast a line quite well, so he decided to find out just what all the fuss was about. He cast his line and the hook snagged onto the back of Wukongs shirt. He reeled the Monkey King to a stop through no small effort on his own part and called out to him.
"Woah! Slow down there my hairy friend! Ya' look like yer' runnin' to beat the Dutch, whats done got you in such a rush on a fine day in Bilgewater like that?" he asked laughing.
When he spotted Eve standing in his path, Wukong slammed his staff into the ground to pole vault himself up and over her. However his little plan backfired as Scrod's hook caught onto the flap of his lower armor. He'd stop partway over Eve, his face right in front of her's with wide eyes staring.
He'd blink a couple times, before the staff bent down, causing his face to drop right into Evelynn's indiscreet boosum. Wukong's entire noggin would go red, slowly falling sideways and onto the ground on his back. His nose trickled a bit of blood, staring up at the sky as his pupils shrink rapidly.
Scrod's voice registered. But only slightly. The poor monkey had been traumatized.
Post by The Widowmaker on Mar 31, 2013 21:51:02 GMT -5
Evelynn stared back into Wukong's eyes, her own molten yellow gazing curiously back into his own. Her eye widen as his face slides into he cleavage causing her to look down in utter shock... As he stared up at the sky his head would be rocked sideways by a powerful kick from Evelynn,
"What are you doing?!"
She then grins at him, eyes seeping a slight red mist... A sadistic chuckle escapes her lips and she kneels down beside him. Her long sharp nails inching towards his chest,
"Let me show you how to really, impress a woman..."
Post by Richard "Scrod" Wiedemann on Mar 31, 2013 22:09:24 GMT -5
Scrod hadn't even noticed Eve until he had gotten closer and he wondered why, especially considering her attire - or lack thereof - one would think she'd be hard to miss among Bilgewaters regular inhabitants. Scrod couldn't help but get plenty of an eyeful of Eve now that he actually did notice her. "Damn...I know I'm gettin' old but how'd I go n' miss that?" he thought after he finished looking at her.
Scrod cringed as Eve punted Wukongs head while he was on the ground. "Ouch...that had to hurt somethin' fierce..." he thought to himself as he made his way over to the both of them deciding it'd be best to probably try and fix the mess he helped create.
"Now I aint trying to be no addle-pot but that wasn't entirely his fault - if it weren't fer' me trying to slow him down some to talk that wouldn't a'happened." he explained unhooking Wu from the end of his line.
"Strange enough, he don't exactly look like he enjoyed it much, being face first in yer' uhh chest that is. How's about we allot upon partin' ways before we go n' spoil this fine afternoon with any further unpleasantries fer' the monkey boy here?"
The kick was quite the wake-up call for the monkey as he felt his head snap sideways slightly. He'd wince and blink a few times, before flailing his hands in front of himself to rush Eve away from him. He'd kick himself to a stand and patted his armor off quickly, looking between Scrod, then Eve with a sheepish smile.
"Ahehe.. I'm okay! Sorry I invaded your uh.." Blinking down at Eve's chest, "Oh, is my nose bleeding?" He questioned with his hand sweeping beneath his nose to gather up the small run of blood. He'd turn then to Scrod, lifting his hand for the staff to spring up into of its own accord.
"Why are we parting ways?" He questioned curiously.
Post by The Widowmaker on Apr 1, 2013 2:16:50 GMT -5
Evelynn pulls her hand away as Wukong stands, she continues smirking at him for a moment before raising an eyebrow as he speaks, "For invading my....? My dear monkey-king..."
She takes a step closer to Wukong, her eyes locked on his, "You haven't invaded... anything." She pauses and looks to the man with the rod, "Do I scare you? Is that why you want to leave?"
Post by Richard "Scrod" Wiedemann on Apr 1, 2013 9:37:12 GMT -5
"Forget about monkey-boy, only said that 'cuz I thought she was fixin' to kick yer' face in."
Scrod arched an eyebrow at Eve's comment towards him. Scared? He most certainly wasn't, then again that's probably because he didn't know who she really was, but that was beside the point at the moment. Truthfully, he was was hoping to avoid dealing with the awkward moment of talking with the blue woman that he just accidentally helped a monkey-man motorboat. He berated himself mentally for what he thought may have gotten himself into.
"I heard about two ways to arguin' with women, neither one works. If ya' wana think I'm scared of ya' go right on ahead Miss uhh...what's yer' name now?" he replied to Eve off-handedly as he took out his flask and drank.
Eve came a step closer, and Wukong's brow arched high against his brow at the odd behavior from Evelynn. Humans had an excuse. Maybe this was just her species way of doing things. He'd give her a cheeky smile, "Okay good!" Not realizing how that might come off as an insult.
Naively, he'd pull a peach from his sack of peaches and offers one to Eve, "Here! I grew them myself in the Plague Jungle. Best peaches in Runeterra!"
When Scrod spoke to him, his smile waned slightly with confusion. A light chuckle followed, "Okay! This is Evelynn. She's a League Champion." He explained to Scrod, saving Eve the trouble. "She's quite popular! Do you want a peach, too?"
Post by The Widowmaker on Apr 3, 2013 21:49:53 GMT -5
Evelynn takes the peach and frowns at Wukong, clearly, the monkey didn't get the referance... She smirks slightly and bites into the peach... "I'll save it for later." In the blink of an eye it was gone, in her current attire it was hard to imagine where it had gone. She shifts her gaze to Scrod, a toothy grin that showed off her fangs appearing on her face, "I am as the monkey said... Evelynn, The widow maker."
Post by Richard "Scrod" Wiedemann on Apr 7, 2013 10:19:00 GMT -5
"More of a steak and booze kinda man myself." Scrod said as he took the peace Wu offered him and pocketed it.
"Quite the fancy handle they done gave you there at the League. Bet the eyeful ya' give folks dressed like that makes 'em happier than a pup with two tails when they see ya' though." he replied laughing at his own small joke.
"I watched a few matches here n' there but it's a bit beyond my bend to know all you champions by name n' face. So what brings 'Evelyn, The Widowmaker' n' her monkey companion all the way to Bilgewater?" he asked her as he drank from his flask and offered it to her and Wu out of courtesy.
Well that was kinda weird! Suddenly, the peach was gone, and Wukong's cheeky smile waned a little with confusion. He didn't question it, though. She must have some spiffy trick or something! In response, he'd chuckle a bit then turn to face Scrod with that ever present smile.
Of course Scrod's comment went over his head a bit. Sure Eve's clothing was revealing, but he preferred to be naked if he could get away with it! Humans were so strange confining themselves with fabric! Still, he enjoyed the additional gear to a degree. It looked quite good on him!
He'd tilt his head at Scrod when he mentions Wukong being Eve's companion, "Oh we're not traveling together." He informed Scrod, "I'm just wandering! Looking for adventure and monsters to fight!"
When he offered the flask, Wukong looked at it curiously and followed Scrod's example. He'd take a drink, nearly choking on the burning alcohol as he swallowed it down. As the burning started, he'd hop around with his tongue hanging out, "AHH! Ah AH!"
Post by The Widowmaker on Apr 8, 2013 12:56:57 GMT -5
Evelynn takes a swig from the flask from Wukong as he coughs, unlike the monkey king, she seemed to be able to handle her drink. She chuckles at Wukong's reaction before handing it back to the odd human,
"Well... You should see how happy I can make them when it comes off...." She smirks, her eyes alight with sadistic pleasure at the thoughts running through her twisted mind.
Post by Richard "Scrod" Wiedemann on Apr 9, 2013 15:10:13 GMT -5
"You look like some kinda bait fish jumpin' around like that from just a lil' sip o' whiskey." said Scrod as he couldn't help but laugh at Wu's display.
"Oh, I won't sell ya' short on that, aint no doubt in my mind that you can make a mans day when you want to...but with a title like 'Widowmaker' a man'd have to be addleheaded to take you up on any offers without some kinda second thoughts..." he said a bit wary of the look in Eve's eyes that he noticed as he took his flask back and placed it in his shirt pocket.
"Anyways...I was fixin' to go fishin' some out on the sea to make ends meet fer' the day. I might just go do that."
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