Post by Tiny Master of Evil on Jan 24, 2014 18:37:19 GMT -5
It was a cold day of January when the master of evil decided to go to the stupid city of Bandle in order to buy a thing, a thing that Veigar was unable to steal with his magic and was only available in that place... Even if is a place that he has been trying to ignore, the yordle was curious about the magical items that can be bought there.
January 12, 24 CLE Main Gates of the City 4:00 PM (Aproximately)
After a long walk around the yordle lands, the evil yordle reached the entrance of Bandle, however, the little champion wasnt there to visit the dull city of the yordles because the shop that he was looking for, was outside of the gates.
Veigar did not took too long to find the store, the ugly mushroom shaped building was clearly visible from his position. The tiny yordle walked towards the house and knocked the door. Due the cold, he was wearing a black clothes for winter and his usual hat.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Jan 24, 2014 18:51:52 GMT -5
The door slowly creaks open to a very dimly lit room with candles illuminating the shelves of various items and knick-knacks on display...yet the most interesting aspect of the room lies in the direct middle of it. A silhouette of a yordle with a large hat can be seen surrounded by eldritch-looking circles and patterns drawn with some dark red liquid. The yordle in the center slowly raised its arm up, showing the shadow of a dagger, and immediately brings it down to the floor. A squelching noise can be heard as the figure seemingly freezes in place...then repeats the action again.
Unintelligible mumbles and whispers can be heard from the yordle-shaped shadow and the whole room seems to be charged with am almost terrifying aura that would sure to make any normal yordle run as far away from the mushroom house as humanly possible.
But Veigar isn't a normal yordle...far from it.
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Tiny Master of Evil on Jan 24, 2014 20:37:09 GMT -5
As the door is opened in front of him, Veigar enters to the shop and closes the door without putting attention to the things that Lulu was doing... The evil mage didn't wanted to get a cold. After a slight shiver due the temperature, Veigar looked back at the sorceress.
"It's FREAKING COLD outside..."
Before finishing the sentence, the yordle raised an eyebrow under the shadows that cover his face... Lulu was doing some kind of glade ritual that is unknown for him... or at least, that was what the black mage thought.
"... What are YOU doing with that dagger?"
The wizard doesn't wait for the reply and begins to look around, while examines the objects of the place carefully. For some reason, the candles call his attention, a star rod would be better to illuminate the place... However, Veigar prefers the dark places.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Jan 25, 2014 21:00:56 GMT -5
The shadow suddenly freezes up and turns toward the wizard, revealing a set of violet eyes glowing in the dark. The figure dropped the knife and claps her hands, somehow making the candles burn much brighter and easily reveal the entire store.
Lulu sits in the middle of the room with a cutting board and a piece of steak chopped into several tiny pieces. in front of the cutting board lies a pink baby dragon who's slowly chewing on the tiny pieces of meat.
oooo! A CUSTOMER!!!
The yordle bolts upward and rushes in front of Veigar with an almost showman like florish
WELCOME to my humble store! Due to complaints and the relative RARITY of the item in question, I am sorry to say that this STORE does not sell the orbital DEATH laser anymore!
The sorceress seems to be locked in place, patiently waiting for Veigar to say something
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Tiny Master of Evil on Jan 25, 2014 22:49:53 GMT -5
Veigar turned back to see the witch after the the room brightened up. He eyed the baby dragon before replying.
"Well, if you don't sell DEATH lasers, WHAT do you do? Is this a kind of BUTCHERY?"
By his tone of voice, was hard to tell if the yordle was joking or talking seriously... Anyway, he wouldn't be surprised if Lulu actually sells meat in that place. However, the wizard is not looking for meat or lasers. Veigar wanted to buy something special that only a person like the fae sorceress has.
"... I am looking for things of the glade"
As he mentioned the word "glade", the black yordle continued examining the objects of the place, without letting his guard down... Veigar didn't wanted to be astonished by the butterfly called "Pix".
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Feb 5, 2014 3:02:16 GMT -5
Lulu stares at veigar with large, happy eyes before dancing around him
well you came to the RIGHT place, you did! I have maaaaaany things from the Glade that i could DROWN in it! Now what would you like TO SEE? maybe a Tulip? a stone? sand? MUSHROOMS? trees? dirts?acorns squirrels bones bugs hugs logs bogs sounds hounds water hotters bricks bathshatsnomsbombscombshomeslambsgongssnaresbearspearshairsswainsjarvanspixieswandmagicbagichagic-
Lulu will continue her run on sentence until she is interrupted....
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Tiny Master of Evil on Feb 5, 2014 11:57:57 GMT -5
The fae sorceress was talking way too fast, so, Veigar doesn't understand the most of the things that she was mentioning, however, his attention was caught when the purple yordle did mention to something that sounded like "Swain" and "Jarvan", but he ignored that.
"Even if I would like to SEE one of those "TULIPS" from the glade, I'm here looking for a MAGICAL object; like a staff, hat or a book"
Then, the yordle looks at Lulu. He hates the neverending happiness that the witch seems to have, but with the time, the evil wizard is getting accustomed to it.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Feb 9, 2014 0:04:40 GMT -5
Lulu's expression suddenly turns "neutral", with the sorceress's mouth forming a straight line and her eyes showing an almost bored expression.
oh....so you want THOSE kind of things huh? hmmmmmm....
Lulu pops behind her counter and returns with a large dusty box in her hands
I recently returned to Pix's home village and the villagers gave me THIS thingy...
The sorceress slides the cover off, revealing a large and rather unsettling wooden mask. The mask features large eyes dotted with a minuscule pupils, the colors seem to shift whenever the observer blinks, and the mask as a whole is covered with ornate symbols.
its KINDA cute, huh?
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Tiny Master of Evil on Feb 12, 2014 1:34:37 GMT -5
Veigar raised an eyebrow after realizing the unexpected change in the mood of the witch, then, he watched the shifting colors of the wooden object before replying.
"A mask? Are you serious?"
The wizard said with a slight chuckle, of all the magical objects that someone can offer to him, a mask is useless, Veigar already covers his face.
"I DONT need something like THAT to..."
The yordle stopped talking after thinking about it for a second... Actually, a mask would be useful if his magic fails... even if that was something almost imposible for the master of evil.
"Fine, I will buy that STUPID mask."
He continued looking the things around the shop.
"... But I am sure that you must have something BETTER than the mask of a villager.... Wait, there are villages in the glade?"
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Feb 17, 2014 17:23:09 GMT -5
Lulu stares at Veigar before bursting out in a fit of laughter
well of course VILLAGES exist in the Glade, you silly goose! where do you THINK pixies live in?
The sorceress suddenly stiffens up and became very silent, eventually turning her back to to VEigar to look up at the top shelf
...as for something thats better....Pix! can you be a dear and get me that BOTTLE?
The pixie flutters upwards and grabs a bottle with a swirling dark liquid, he plops the bottle on the table. Somehow the "liquid" turned into a cube when its container landed on the table.
That may be something you LIKE. I dont really have a name for it but from what I was told, that this-
Lulu points at the bottle
-is entropy in physical form! a swirling chaotic MASS that changes properties almost every second.
As she speaks, the mas insie the bottle suddenly turned into a gas, then into a solid cube a second later
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Tiny Master of Evil on Feb 19, 2014 19:37:05 GMT -5
The evil yordle looks impressed at the object, he definitely wasn't expecting something like that.
"Certainly, its something incredible...
Then, Veigar makes appear a monocle from a small wormhole in order to watch and analyze the contents of the bottle... Even if he had no need of an extra artifact to enhance his vision.
"... But, Who gave you this? Another of your "glade friends"? Are you sure that is real and not part of your "magical imagination"?"
If the bottle contained what Lulu was saying, the black mage was going to get it, even if he knew that it was going to cost a lot.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Feb 25, 2014 1:50:42 GMT -5
Lulu simply shrugs as she sits on a stool. She looks to be absentmindingly staring at the other items at the store but carefully keeping an eye on Veigar, as if she was studying the wizard
Whether you believe me or not is UP to you. but you're passing up on an huuuuuuuge steal....
Lulu smiles cheerfully at Veigar before standing back up.
YOU didnt even ask about the best part! THE PRICE!!
Lulu stares directly in his eyes as she says this
Go ahead! ask!
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Tiny Master of Evil on Feb 26, 2014 1:40:58 GMT -5
Veigar looks at the purple yordle when she stands in front of him while staring his eyes, the worst thing that can happen is that the witch will ask for an immeasurable amount of money that not even all the city states together have. After a slight sigh, the mage makes disappear the monocle and ask the question.
"... Fine... What is the price?"
Anyways, the black mage was wondering about why would Lulu need money. As far as he knows, the sorceress can have whatever that she wants at the Glade.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Mar 19, 2014 11:24:08 GMT -5
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!
The sorceress voice rang out from even beyond the mushroom, causing the heads of several yordles in the city to turn to her direction. Lulu does a little pose while shaking her hands dramatically, staring at Veigar with an overexcited expression as if she was expecting the wizard to do the same thing she's doing
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Tiny Master of Evil on Mar 19, 2014 17:09:36 GMT -5
The ears of Veigar twitch under his hat with the loud voice of the sorceress.
"WHAT?"
With surprise, the evil yordle takes a step backwards... he didn't believe that someone will give him something for free, nothing is free. The black mage gets closer to the witch and says in a serious tone.
"Well... If you dont need money, then, WHAT DO YOU WANT? No one has a shop to give things for free"
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