Post by Victus Brightblade on Jan 4, 2013 21:15:55 GMT -5
((This is a continuation of Lulu's and Victus's adventure on the road from Freljord to Demacia.
To sum up the action, Victus has bumped into Lulu and encountered a bandit made of baked goods, which Lulu ate upon Victus's slaying of it. Victus is unaware of who exactly Lulu is and is a little confused and wary of the little demon. I'll put the last posts we made below.))
======================================================= Victus takes the blow...and advances slowly and grimly. His blade swings out horizontally to Slam the beast with the flat.
======================================================= The muffin man crumbles from the blow and scatters along the ground. Meanwhile, Lulu jumps up in joy and picks up as many pieces of the cake-man as she can before suddenly stopping
"aaaaaand TIME!!!! that WAS five seconds RIGHT?? food GETS instantly BAD if they ARE on the FLOOR for FIVE SECONDS!!!"
As if too prove her point, the cake on the floor instantly rots while the pieces of cake in Lulu's hands look perfectly fine
"do YOOOOUUU want SOME??"
=================================================== Victus's helm wouldn't show his mild confusion.
"What are you?"
=================================================== "what AM i??? well THATS a SILLY QUESTION isnt IT??? im OBVIOUSLY a YORDLE!! isnt THAT right PIX??"
Pix the faerie nods his head in agreement
=================================================== "Demons not of this world follow you and obey your rules. So you are not what you seem, so what are you?"
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Jan 5, 2013 13:01:23 GMT -5
"well IF you WANT specifics...."
Lulu thinks to herself for a moment
"I'm LULU!!! the LEAGUE calls ME the fae SORCERESS while MOST people CALL me a WITCH!! i'm ALSO told THAT i go BY such NAMES as: The Child Snatcher, Crazy Yordle, and 'That yordle over there'"
Lulu takes a bow towards Victus
"buuuuuut ITS totally FINE to JUST call me LULU"
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Victus Brightblade on Jan 5, 2013 21:37:57 GMT -5
"Lulu, I am Victus Brightblade, born of the Grimcleaver Clan and now belonging to the Demacian house of Brightblade. I ask you why you are on the road and creating these creatures?"
Victus's voice wasn't anywhere near as amused as the little yordle's. He made no move to sheathe his blade on his back either.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Jan 6, 2013 22:49:56 GMT -5
BOREDOM mostly!!! i USUALLY have NOTHING else to DO if IM NOT on LEAGUE duty....sooo THATS why IM HERE!!!
*Lulu happily skips around Victus as she explains herself*
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Jan 7, 2013 22:04:08 GMT -5
"oh COME on!! the MUFFIN people are COMPLETELY harmless!! all they REALLY do is THROW muffins ANYWAY!!"
Lulu follows Victus as he marches South
"soooooo WHERE are GOING AGAIN??"
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Victus Brightblade on Jan 7, 2013 22:15:56 GMT -5
"I highly doubt that their creation and existence harms no one. I also doubt the Demacians wish to have you within their city. I am going there. I will protect you from unprovoked attack, but if you attack anyone, I will put you down. Am I clear?"
Victus doesn't look the Yordle's way and keeps walking.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Jan 10, 2013 1:18:20 GMT -5
"OKAAAAAAAAY!!!"
Lulu continues to skip by Victus in an almost over-the-top way
"actually YOU didnt ANSWER my question YET!! where ARE you GOING too?? and yes, BY that i MEAN where AM i FOLLOWING you TOO??"
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Jan 14, 2013 0:27:53 GMT -5
Lulu slows down to walk normally besides Victus, talking along the way
"soooo....WHY did you CHOOSE the name BRIGHTBLADE over Grimcleaver ANYWAY?? i think THAT Grimecleaver is a MUCH cooler name, unless OF course you DIDNT choose that NAME for yourself...."
Lulu pauses to think for a moment before sparking up in an epiphany
"OOO!! did you MEET the HALF-Human SHYVANA before?? im REALLY want to TALK to her!!
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Victus Brightblade on Jan 14, 2013 9:50:46 GMT -5
"My name is what it needs to be. My blade belongs to Brightblade, not Grimcleaver. How a name sounds is less important than what it means."
Victus's fists clench subconsciously.
"Shyvanna...From what I have heard, she is powerful, but without discipline. I would rather not meet her. Nor would the bandits ahead of us."
Out of the bushes come five men of various builds. The nearest two have gladii in hand, while another two carry woodcutter's axes and the fifth holds a longbow with a notched arrow.
"Aight, ye miserable devils. Ye drop t'e lewt and we wo'nt drop ya. We gotcha outnumba-ed." Said the bandit with the bow with confidence.
"Not good enough odds. You are advised to flee now. Stay in my way, and you will die." Victus coldly states. His own confidence is arrogant.
His reply is an arrow to the chest, which knocks him back a step. The arrow quivers as Victus takes a slow look at it.
"So be it." Victus turns on his foes and lets loose a howl that would make those raided by barbarians quiver in fear. He charges the gladii armed men and cleaves them, taking the arm of one and disarming the other. The axe men advance on Victus's position, paying no mind to the little Yordle in the presence of the hulking knight.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Jan 14, 2013 12:20:35 GMT -5
The sorceress took a second to ready her wand before issuing a command to Pix
"Take THE ARROW guy PIX!!"
the tiny fearie zips towards the archer and tries to be as distracting as possible, sending bolts of magic towards his face. Meanwhile the archer tries his hardest to swat Pix away.
Lulu on the other hand takes another half second to line her wand up to the closest axe Bandit
ADORBUS
The heavy axe the bandit was wielding falls on the ground with a thud as his form is suddenly replaced with that of a squirrel. The bandit-squirrel stumbles around in confusion as Lulu dives for him, grabbing the squirrel by the waist.
"GOTCHYA ye MISERABLE DEVIL!!"
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Victus Brightblade on Jan 14, 2013 12:38:55 GMT -5
The Archer had been about to let fly another arrow when what seemed to be an insect at first appeared in front of his face and shot magical bolts at it. He howled in fury and dropped the bow, using two hands to try to catch and squash the small creature.
The Gladii armed men were in worse shape. The mortally wounded one just fell to the ground screaming in pain and his fellow had turned tail and ran. The Axe man remaining had been about to strike at the exposed back of the knight when his fellow had be morphed into a squirrel.
"Bloody hell! Wha' be goin' on-?" Victus used the man's shock to slam his sword on his head, where it went through his body until it hit his hip bone. Victus kicked the dead bandit off of his blade with a grunt.
There was a slight shocked yell.
"By Jarvan's bleedin' anus! Wha' ta hell is this?" The archer had managed to grab hold of Pix.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Jan 16, 2013 4:58:18 GMT -5
The surrounding area suddenly saturates with malevolence as Lulu suddenly screams out at the bandit. The poor squirrel in Lulu's hand suddenly freezing at the sudden outburst.
DON'T YOU DARE PUT YOUR HANDS ON PIX YOU FILTHY HUMAN!!
The enraged sorceress aims her wand right at the bandit. her eyes wide with rage
TRANSMOGULATE!!!
The bandit polymorphs into a a comical looking cupcake. the cupcake waddles around for a second before Lulu picks up the baked good and glares at it with an unnatural hatred.
She sighs after a moment and smilies widely at the cupcake....before lashing out like a snake and biting off a large chunk off of it. If the polymorphed bandit could scream he would have probably been heard all the way to Demacia, sadly he is but a cupcake. Crimson liquid dribbles out the bitten part of the cupcake.
Ah!! STRAWBERRY jam! my favorite....
Lulu continues to munch on the cupcake before looking over at Victus. with a smile she hold up the half-eaten cupcake in front of the knight
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by Victus Brightblade on Jan 16, 2013 8:27:04 GMT -5
"What in the nine hells? If you are to slay a man, do so cleanly. Don't toy with him and do not eat him. Death is enough suffering. That man defended himself from attack. His only fault was attempting to mug us, and shooting me preemptively."
Mentioning his wound reminded Victus of it. After removing his helmet, he turned his head to examine the arrow and determined it was in need of being pushed through. He started removing his chestplate, a long process due to Victus's lack of squire. After about fifteen minutes he had all but the broken section of armor removed. With a grimace of pain, he started to push the arrow through his shoulder.
The squirrel in Lulu's hand continued kicking and screaming in fear.
"Lulu, let him go and get me a bandage from my pack." Victus requested through clenched teeth and gestureing towards the pile of armor.
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