Post by The Fae Sorceress on Jul 31, 2013 15:47:03 GMT -5
(Closed to everyone except those who are in Demacia)
2nd of Aug, 23 CLE
With the familiar feeling of boredom welling up inside of her, Lulu skips across the streets of Demacia in an attempt to find something fun to do. Unlike other times, Pix isnt with her. Instead, the baby dragon Mr. Piggles is fluttering close by as she wanders around the city. The Sorceress finally stops in front of a Building that caught her eye: the Bandle City Embassy.
With a large smile plastered on her face, Lulu slowly walks inside the building
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by The Iron Ambassador on Jul 31, 2013 15:53:33 GMT -5
A pair of yordle guards with outfits representing Bandle City are standing at the gate of the Embassy. When they see Lulu approaching, they block the path by crossing their spears in front of the door.
What are you doing here Sorceress? You are not exactly welcome in Bandle City, and this Embassy is considered Bandle City land.
Both of the guards seem determined, but it is visible that both of them are rather timid and nervous by the presence of the Sorceress's presence.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Jul 31, 2013 16:38:31 GMT -5
Lulu simply stares at the two guards curiously
"Not Exactly"? WHAT do you MEAN by that? WAIT DONT ANSWER THAT!!!
Lulu walks up to both of them and smiles widely
you KNOOOOOW, i havent TALKED to anyone SANE for A WHILE NOW!! and YOU TWO seem like the PERFECT PAIR to listen TO MY STORIES!!! THIS IS GONNA BE SOOO MUCH FUN!!! the last PAIR of GUARDS i talked to IN BANDLE CITY gouged THEY'RE OWN eyes OUT after I FINISHED my SEVEN and A HALF hour long story ON how I MET AND FOUGHT the jabberwock IN THE GLADE!! it WAS KINDA WEIRD but facinating TO WATCH!!! aaaaanyway, SInce YOU TWO arn't GOING anywhere for A While...
Lulu summons a stool and sits on it in front of the two guards
ONCE upon A TIME, far INTO THE FORESTS of the GLADE...
it appears that Lulu is gonna start another story, the Guards have a clear path to run if they so desire...
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by The Iron Ambassador on Jul 31, 2013 16:46:27 GMT -5
The guards look at each other for a moment, thinking what to do. But... before Lulu can even properly start her story, the doors of the Embassy open, and with her usual, authorative and serious look, Poppy makes her presence known.
Lulu, to what do we owe the... pleasure... of your company today? You are not the first person I would expect to appear at the doorstep of an Embassy in Demacia...
She's wearing her usual armor and has Whomper tied to her back along with her shield. Her gaze and expression are as serious as always as she stands at the door, her arms crossed beneath her chest.
The guards both let out a sigh of relief, and slowly inch their way inside the Embassy to get away from the Sorceress.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Aug 1, 2013 1:46:05 GMT -5
Lulu looks up at Poppy with a wide, but surprisingly polite, smile
oh IM JUST here to SATE my BOREDOM. buuuuuut it LOOKS LIKE i CANT FIND anything FUN AAAANYWHERE!!! unless of course, YOU know SOME places IN Demacimarmalade.
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by The Iron Ambassador on Aug 1, 2013 4:55:37 GMT -5
Poppy sighs, shaking her head. This would no doubt be a rather tiresome day, since acting against the whim of the Fae Sorceress could cause you to end up as one of the cupcakes she eats.
What exactly are you doing in Demacia? The Golden City is not exactly a place where someone like you would exactly find things to have fun with, considering the rules here are a lot more strict than in Bandle City, and even Bandle had you exiled.
She hoped that Lulu would be able to hold her tongue and not butcher the citystate's name in front of the most strongwilled and sensitive citizens of the Golden City. Someone like Jarvan or Shyvana would most likely not like the... nickname the Sorceress seemed to have given the city.
I know most of the Golden City by heart by now, but I do not have any reason to show you anything. You are not exactly a liked figure amongst our kind, and I am a representative of Bandle City. And I highly doubt that Demacia and it's citizens will not care much for you and your antics.
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by The Iron Ambassador on Aug 1, 2013 14:58:27 GMT -5
Sighing, Poppy turns around and gives a sign to the employees in the Embassy to let everyone know she's not present at the current time and walks behind Lulu.
If you were to try to "eat someone" Sorceress, that would be the last mistake you ever make. Demacia has a sizable force of summoners and magicians, so your Glade magic would not be able to save you.
And they execute people for stealing, what do you think would happen if they find you eating someone?
She matches the Sorceress's pace and walks aside her, Whomper glowing on her back gently and indicating a stance prepared for anything that may follow.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Aug 1, 2013 15:39:05 GMT -5
The said:
blah blah blah blah eat someone; Sorceress, blah blah blah blah. Demacimarmalade blah blah blah blah, blah blah Glade magic blah not be able to save you blah.
oh MANY PEOPLE said THE EXACT same thing ABOUT my MAGICS...buuuut THOSE people dont REALLY exist RIGHT NOW so thats a MOOT point.
Lulu gives a much kinder smile to Poppy this time
buuut YOU dont have TO WORRY about me EATING anyone. jeez, FOR SOME REASON everyone FREAKS OUT the moment YOU EVEN hint at the THOUGHT of EATING THEM. im mean, JUST BECAUSE i ate a COUPLE highwaymen WHO ATTACKED me in the middle of THE ROAD doesnt MEAN im gonna EAT everyone in SIGHT.
Is said:
blah blah they execute people for stealing blah
Lulu turns and face Poppy the moment she stopped speaking
really NOW? kinda seems a BIT HARSH if its JUST Stealing. iv'e ALWAYS HEARD that this place WAS ORDERLY but that's EXCESSIVE!
Lulu turns away from Poppy and whispers to herself, but still loud enough for Poppy to hear
Oh this place won't do at aaaaalll....
Suddenly a loud gurgling can be heard from Lulu stomach
...HUNGRY TIME!!
Lulu again turns back to Poppy
SO!! where's A YORDLE supposed to GO TO get something TO EAT AROUND here? i got an EXCESSIVELY LARGE SACK full of GOLD and im NOT AFRAID to USE IT!
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by The Iron Ambassador on Aug 1, 2013 15:49:42 GMT -5
Crime is punished more harshly than in any other citystate yes, but it also means that less people are inclined to fall into criminal life.
Poppy looks over to Lulu for a moment, shrugging at the Sorceress's whispering.
Remember Sorceress, your magic may be strong, but no amount of power will save you if you are not given the chance to utilize it.
And for food, there is a fair few restaurants around the city. Some of them have started to sell food and meals that are more towards... the yordle taste of food.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Aug 1, 2013 18:04:05 GMT -5
Lulu turns her head around rapidly, scanning the area around her
I DONT see any FOOD places...
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by The Iron Ambassador on Aug 2, 2013 13:15:22 GMT -5
That could be because we are in a residential district, in one of the areas of the Golden City that mainly houses the people of Demacia. If you wish to find a restaurant or a shop that sells food, we'll have to head for the market and trade district.
Poppy points over to a direction to the right of the two, looking around for a moment. Some citizens were looking over to the Fae Sorceress and the events a few months ago with the Shadow Isles were still quite fresh in their minds, which made them quite wary of figures that were known to be quite... untrustworthy.
That is the direction we will have to go if you wish for something to eat.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Aug 2, 2013 14:07:39 GMT -5
As poppy was talking about how they're at the residential district, a rather delicious smell wafts in the air
.....i smell....
The Sorceress suddenly turns to the general direction of where Poppy was pointing and yells at the top of her lungs
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!
Mr. Piggles casts a spell on both Lulu and himself similar to Lulu's whimsy spell, allowing the pair to literally speed away from Poppy towards the market.
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
Post by The Iron Ambassador on Aug 2, 2013 16:40:15 GMT -5
Sighing, Poppy looks as Lulu and the small dragon rush off. This would be no doubt a quite colorful day. She stretches her neck and sprints off after them, running faster than most yordles would be expected to, and about as fast as many humans, even while in full armor.
She knew no words would stop the Sorceress on her path, so she merely continues to follow them silently, merely running in a pace that keeps up with Lulu and her dragon.
Post by The Fae Sorceress on Aug 2, 2013 20:38:29 GMT -5
At the sign of the first bakery, Lulu forcibly opens the door and rushes inside. The sounds of rapid babbling can be heard for a few seconds before Lulu walks out carrying a mountain of baked goods in her arm. The store owner can also be seen through the door with a look a bewilderment and happiness, as a large pile of gold is on her counter
Lulu hums to herself as she sits down on a bench and starts eating
You find us funny, do you not? A source of amusement. Is that not so? With our pretty clothes, and our convoluted circumlocutions and our little silliness of manner and behavior. And perhaps we are funny... But you must never imagine, that just because something is funny,it is not dangerous.
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