Post by The Outlaw on Nov 18, 2013 19:44:05 GMT -5
// Cait's ERB (epic rap battle) threads drove me to do this, I've been cooking up verses all weekend for fun and had to make a thread of my own because I couldn't wait for matches to be called. All my verses are going to this beat.
"Saw ya' battle against Viktor, talkin' like ya' finally put yer' big boy pants on. You ain't but halfway between grass n' hay so let me spell this out for ya' real simple like so you can understand Fresh Prince. Yer' soft - and ain't nothin' ever gonna change that."
You was silver spoon fed, so yer' rhymes are sickly I had nothin' growin' up, my rhymes hot like whiskey See, I'm the Outlaw and I got an accountant You're the Crown Prince, but you get an allowance Fresh outta prison, got money so old Like my conman days, watch this hustle unfold 3-2-1 blast off you bastard Aim's on point, Destiny just capped ya' My guns like beats boy, I got production Flow so crazy it's like a damn explosion Came in on track just to call out yer' boastin' Come find me bot lane on the Rift - I'm smokin'
Last Edit: Nov 18, 2013 19:45:04 GMT -5 by The Outlaw
Post by The Outlaw on Nov 18, 2013 21:05:50 GMT -5
Your people get yer' back? You let undead storm yer' coast In their eyes you ain't fit fer' a Kings post I've beaten the best of 'em, testimonial from Draven Yer' still havin' trouble killin' a wing cliped raven You'll get nowhere with this nationalistic pride And you ain't The Dude, ONLY HE ABIDES! It's a standoff game - I Quickdraw™ much faster Yer' like a lizard, I'm like a RAPtor Ya' know when I'm around it's most likely game over, Since yer' raps not authentic - (a servant composed it) Got an Outlaw flow, Bilgewater rhyme, Godfather delivery, Scarface mind, Basically what I'm saying is I'm one of a kind And when ya' step up to me, ya' step up to die
Let's be honest, You couldn't even fight me You can throw fists but you can't even strike me Ya' swing too slow, like yer' stuck in a tar pit My attacks so fast, that you can't even see it Remember 'fore you talk back, that you ain't nothin' Take your time while you try and think up somethin' Now I've served ya' give my regards to Big-G I gots to skip town 'cuz I just killed this beat.
Last Edit: Nov 18, 2013 23:47:58 GMT -5 by The Outlaw: Grammar and punctuation
Post by The Outlaw on Nov 18, 2013 22:07:48 GMT -5
WHO WON!? Post who you think won the battle below! If you want to see a rematch or have me call someone else out, name them! If you want me to record myself rapping my verses since I understand reading a rap battle isn't exactly as entertaining, please let me know.
Votes
Graves - 1
Jarvan - 2
Last Edit: Nov 25, 2013 16:04:40 GMT -5 by The Outlaw
Post by The Half-Dragon on Nov 20, 2013 14:24:34 GMT -5
My allegiance lies with Demacia and her king, never did I know he could rap as well. I am sorry, Jarvan. But even if you can rap, you are not the king of it. My vote goes to the hobo with the shotgun
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Although I would very much so like to see a rematch.
