Post by The Cryophoenix on Jan 19, 2013 19:40:51 GMT -5
(Look at what you've done!
There once was a drunk trumpet who could not stop drinking alcohol. But one day he had a problem with his little personal flask. So he went and took off to the bar. He asked the bartender to suck his bearded homeless left big toe for one dollar. He said "Kay." The trumpet then blew up into so then the story is over.
The pure maiden skipped towards a giant blue dildo when she tripped over a slimy green piece of gelatinous puddle that had come from an Asian chick's a giant crow that came from nowhere in particular. Decided to attack bilgewater on summer winter and fall. The attack was scary as hell and everyone died except one guy named Fiddlesticks. He a happy ending. And the Ahri was very, very sexy and drunk)
; therefore she attempted
There once was a drunk trumpet who could not stop drinking alcohol. But one day he had a problem with his little personal flask. So he went and took off to the bar. He asked the bartender to suck his bearded homeless left big toe for one dollar. He said "Kay." The trumpet then blew up into so then the story is over.
The pure maiden skipped towards a giant blue dildo when she tripped over a slimy green piece of gelatinous puddle that had come from an Asian chick's a giant crow that came from nowhere in particular. Decided to attack bilgewater on summer winter and fall. The attack was scary as hell and everyone died except one guy named Fiddlesticks. He a happy ending. And the Ahri was very, very sexy and drunk)
; therefore she attempted
