Post by The Swift Scout on Apr 30, 2013 6:38:49 GMT -5
Teemo, not amused in the slightest, folds his arms and stares up at Fizz blankly, yet somehow menacingly.
"I'm not being a jerk, Fizz. I'm doing my job. And I know very well that you don't need anything on you in order to pull a prank. After what I've seen you do in Piltover, and what the Scouts have caught you doing here in Bandle, I think I'd have every right to be suspicious of your being here right now. After all, so far on your other visits all you've done is tried to ruin someone's day with a prank or two."
Post by The Tidal Trickster on Apr 30, 2013 7:01:31 GMT -5
Fizz laughs at Teemo's little speech and shows a charming smile to him and the crowd, seeming to enjoy the suspicion he's getting from Teemo.
"Tell me Teemo, if I wanted to pull something off, why would I make myself known like this and get a crowd around me? It's hard to pull something off when being watched by about 50 yordles ya know.
You should be more worried about Gragas than me right now. That guy can sure make a drink if he got that drunk."
He then sticks his trident to the ground and leans against it lazily, looking at the crowd.
Post by The Mechanized Menace on May 1, 2013 0:06:19 GMT -5
Rumble, who was not actually as stupid as Gragas thought, squinted his eyes slightly, shooting Gragas an extremely austere stare. Why would Gragas be proposing water as a refreshment, out of all drinks? Certainly, the enormous man was exhibiting strange actions, first the sudden rampage towards the dish, then offering plain water instead of actual, intoxicating booze.
"A drink? I'm not really thirsty, fat 'un. 'Sides, something fishy's going on 'round the corners here, and I'm thinking yore part of it," Rumble speculated. The mechanic's gaze was stern and his arms were crossed, but he was probably standing too close to the Rabble Rouser for his own good...
Post by The Swift Scout on May 1, 2013 6:25:58 GMT -5
"You never know. Maybe your big plan involves grouping everyone together to hit all of us at once. And I don't need to worry about Gragas because there are already plenty of capable yordles looking over him right now. Now tell me, Fizz, what are you doing here? The only reason you seem to visit these public places is to pull pranks on unsuspecting citizens."
Teemo marches up alongside Fizz, glaring at him expectingly.
Post by The Tidal Trickster on May 1, 2013 12:29:43 GMT -5
"Pfft, and get a whole city after me? I kinda learned that lesson after being wanted dead or alive over in Bilgewater. Gotta love Chomper appearing when he did and saving my ass and making me respected."
Fizz laughs and continues leaning against his trident. But when Teemo gets close, he pushes him away and shakes his head.
"And since I've not done a thing yet here, you got no right to start questionin' me Scouty. I'm a representative of Bilgewater, visiting your fine city. And all I get is you treatin' me like some criminal."
He then shakes one of his three fingers at Teemo in a disapproving manner.
"And as a representative of Bilgewater, unless you can prove I've done some sort of crime, I don't have to answer yer questions boy scout. I'm just tryin' to have a conversation with the people here."
It would be any moment now that the first yordles that were drunk from the local water would be appearing on the scene. And considering how much Teemo was getting in his face, Fizz was trying to find a good way to get out of his reach, since even without proof, Teemo would no doubt try and detain him just for his reputation and a prank that happens while he is in the city.
Titus comes in the scene VERY VERY DRUNK. Everything seems blurry to Titus. He spots Teemo with four heads and...what it looks like dinner (Fizz) for the Navy! He stumbles with each step until he is next to the four-headed Teemo.
"H-hey Teemo! *hic* Where did he get yah phor...teeehn heads!? *hic*"
He then turns his head at his dinner holding a trident. Seems tasty...and his mouth is filling up with saliva. He pulls out his gladius is so that Titus can gut the fish and grill him with lemon sauce.
Post by The Mechanized Menace on May 1, 2013 14:19:11 GMT -5
((Hey Titus, just letting ya know, Teemo, Fizz, and I aren't together right now. Teemo and Fizz are at the fountain while I'm standing right next to Gragas in a different area, so you might wanna edit your post. :P))
Post by The Swift Scout on May 1, 2013 16:35:33 GMT -5
Being knocked back, Teemo's anger rises and he scowls. He steps closer to Fizz this time, jamming a finger in his slimy chest.
"Don't think just because I have no evidence of you pulling pranks today means you're off the hook, fish-boy. I still have evidence from your last visit that proves there was a series of pranks you'd pulled! For instance, you took a bu-"
The scout is cut off by Titus' entrance, turning to stare at him curiously. Oddly enough, he'd never seen the admiral drunk before, let alone THIS drunk. When the gladius comes out, Teemo steps in front of Fizz and pulls out his combat knife defensively.
"Titus, what's wrong with you? You're drunk! Just go home and get some rest, okay?"
Titus swings around the gladius much more loosely. Because he's drunk, if he accidentally lets go of his sword, it can surely stab someone.
"...Um not *hic* dwunk...Me took big 'mounts of...*hic* watah from the fountane..."
He falls down to the ground and drops his gladius along with it. But it seems that he's not phased and clumsily gets up without his sword in his hand. He then continues to finish his sentence.
Post by The Tidal Trickster on May 2, 2013 0:50:15 GMT -5
Fizz laughs when he sees Titus approaching. Everything was going according to plan. Nothing Teemo could do to prove this was him. It could've been someone who saw Fizz here and tried to pull off something to put blame on him after all.
He pulls his trident out of the ground and spins it around, the crowd pulling back at the sight of the drunken admiral waving a sword around. He rolls his eyes when he sees Teemo stepping in between himself and Titus with a knife out.
"No offense scouty, but I can handle myself. I deal with pirates on a daily basis, a drunk yordle is not a threat. Ya really think I'm just some kid who does nothing outside pranking huh Teemo? I've killed things you can't imagine without a weapon."
With a grin, he hops up, sticking the trident to the ground and using it as a platform as he hops over Teemo and Titus, landing behind the admiral.
"Come on drunky, show me what ya got!"
He playfully pokes Titus in the back with the trident.
Post by The Swift Scout on May 2, 2013 6:52:57 GMT -5
"Yeah, yeah, I know what you've killed, which is exactly why I don't want you getting involved in a fight."
He deftly jumps forward, lending next to Titus. Quickly the scout wraps his arms tightly around the admiral and pulls him away from Fizz. This really was troublesome... First Gragas, then Fizz, and now a drunken Titus?
"Titus, I don't care what you drank, you're still too drunk to-"
And then he smelled it: Titus' breath. It was similar to that of Gragas. With his scowl deepening, Teemo takes the admiral roughly by the collar and drags him away from the scene, back towards where he'd left Rumble and Tristana. He had some questioning to do.
Titus swings his imaginary gladius (his actual sword is on the ground) at Fizz, trying to kill it. The next thing he knows (or doesn't know) is that Teemo is pulling him away from his dinner. Using his nonexistent gladius, he stabs Teemo repeatedly as the Scout drags him away.
Post by The Tidal Trickster on May 3, 2013 8:12:09 GMT -5
"One o' your own gets real drunk, and yet you blame me for Gragas gettin' drunk? Now that's something girl scout."
Fizz laughs and sticks his trident to the ground again and leans against it, looking at the somewhat startled crowd.
"Sorry boys and girls, I think it's better for me to get outta reach. Scouty over there really wants to plant blame on me for something I've done ages ago. Maybe another time, I can visit without him botherin' me all the time."
He then pulls the trident out again and walks over to the opposite direction of where Teemo was going and climbs up to the top of a building, whistling as he moves over the rooftops to figure out where he saw Gragas last.
Post by The Mechanized Menace on May 3, 2013 11:35:48 GMT -5
Rumble glanced backwards, still standing somewhat too close to Gragas. There, he laid his eyes upon Teemo dragging Titus in a somewhat irritable manner. Rumble raised his eyebrows in a very unsurprised manner, for he knew very well that Titus would always get himself into some form of trouble one way or another.
"Alright, Teemo, did ya find ol' fishbreath? And what did your admiral friend do this time?"
Post by The Swift Scout on May 3, 2013 16:42:17 GMT -5
With a groan, the scout captain tosses the admiral over to where Gragas is standing. He definitely is not pleased, and his angry glare is set on the fat human.
"Yeah, yeah, I found him. As usual he denies everything, but thanks to this tub of flesh here I'm pretty sure Fish-boy had something to do with it. Why don't you tell us why you came here, Gragas? Maybe you'd care to explain why our admiral's breath smells distinctly similar to how yours did? I'm sure it didn't have anything to do with water, did it?"
His tone was very accusatory, and after all of the data he's crunched in his head he is starting to form several different reasons for the appearances of their guests.
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