Best Skype Quotes 2013

Jonathan Xiang-Lewis

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 3, 2013 17:13:31 GMT -5

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Post by Jonathan Xiang-Lewis on Apr 3, 2013 17:13:31 GMT -5

Like the Best C-Box Quotes thread, post some of the more memorable quotes that have been made in the Skype MS board here.

I'll start with a more recent one:

[6:07:58 PM] civilizedrat23: aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[6:08:01 PM] civilizedrat23: MANGO SMOOTHIE
[6:08:03 PM] civilizedrat23: FUCK ME WITH ONE
[6:08:05 PM] civilizedrat23: I love them <3
[6:08:11 PM] Caitlyn: Ok.
[6:08:13 PM] Caitlyn: Bend over.
[6:08:17 PM] civilizedrat23: civilizedrat23 does so.
[6:08:35 PM] civilizedrat23: I like where this is going.
[6:08:37 PM] Caitlyn: Caitlyn does redacted things with the mango smoothie.

"There's only one thing that I know for sure is true: 'Truth is relative.'" -Jon

"What side you're on isn't of concern to me. What is of concern is that you're hurt, and I need to treat you for it." -Jon

"Contrary to what some believe, violence does not solve everything. In fact, it solves nothing." -Jon

Lyalla "Raven" Tronei

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 4, 2013 17:47:41 GMT -5

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Post by Lyalla "Raven" Tronei on Apr 4, 2013 17:47:41 GMT -5

[6:40:36 PM] Alus: WTF
[6:40:38 PM] Alus: Swain x Darius
[6:40:41 PM] Alus: eewwwwww
[6:40:44 PM] Alus: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[6:40:44 PM] The Magus Ascendant: Hey look, a new Ezreal.
[6:40:46 PM] The Master Tactician: ...
[6:40:46 PM] More Glorious than Viktor.: Shyvana must have been a hard egg to lay with her attitude.
[6:40:47 PM] Anivia: Your request makes little sense...
[6:40:48 PM] More Glorious than Viktor.: huehuehue
[6:40:52 PM] Alus: Why am I seeing this
[6:40:56 PM] The Master Tactician: Alus stahp.
[6:40:59 PM] Alus: LOL
[6:40:59 PM] The Machine Herald: lol
[6:41:00 PM] More Glorious than Viktor.: LOL.
[6:41:01 PM] Alus: IT'S SO WEIRD TOO
[6:41:03 PM] The Master Tactician: Stop seeing that.
[6:41:04 PM] The Master Tactician: :I
[6:41:08 PM] Alus: No this is hilarious.
[6:41:09 PM] More Glorious than Viktor.: So
[6:41:12 PM] The Magus Ascendant: need mind bleach.
[6:41:12 PM] Alus: Their faces.
[6:41:13 PM] The Machine Herald: ....
[6:41:14 PM] More Glorious than Viktor.: Swain
[6:41:14 PM] Alus: Are so.
[6:41:17 PM] The Magus Ascendant: but wait, I'm not human, f!#@.
[6:41:17 PM] More Glorious than Viktor.: Doth thou even hoist?
[6:41:19 PM] Lady Maria Blackwind: Noxian fangirls, dude.
[6:41:29 PM] The Machine Herald: ....fangirls in general
[6:41:31 PM] The Machine Herald: Dude
[6:41:42 PM] Alus: From what I can tell Swain removed his pants in seriousmode, 5 steps ahead of him.
[6:41:47 PM] Alus: ok.
[6:41:47 PM] More Glorious than Viktor.: "You can be my commander, Darius.

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[6:41:49 PM] The Master Tactician: ~_~

Something tells me I'm going to be in this thread a lot.

Lyalla "Raven" Tronei

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 5, 2013 20:17:27 GMT -5

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Post by Lyalla "Raven" Tronei on Apr 5, 2013 20:17:27 GMT -5

th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/113/9/5/caitlyn___wallpaper_by_tsuaii-d4xb86a.jpg

Picture for reference^^

[9:14:52 PM] Alus: Cait's boobs are kind of small in that picture too.
[9:15:14 PM] Caitlyn: also
[9:15:14 PM] Caitlyn: hey
[9:15:15 PM] Caitlyn: fuck you
[9:15:24 PM] Caitlyn: I'm not wearing my pushup bra
[9:15:24 PM] Sunlead: lol
[9:15:26 PM] Caitlyn: in that picutre
[9:15:27 PM] Caitlyn: picture
[9:15:29 PM] Alus: LOL
[9:15:31 PM] Alus: WELL
[9:15:38 PM] Alus: ...that would explain some things.

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 7, 2013 22:44:23 GMT -5

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Post by tgymk on Apr 7, 2013 22:44:23 GMT -5

[11:41 PM] Anivia: Anivia is currently weak sauce.

...What? I laughed. She IS.

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 7, 2013 23:16:43 GMT -5

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Post by tgymk on Apr 7, 2013 23:16:43 GMT -5

The Master Tactician sighs.
[12:13:39 AM] The Radiant Dawn: The Radiant Dawn still huggles twitch
[12:13:40 AM] Soul: Riding on your back. What does it look like?
[12:13:45 AM] The Master Tactician: Maria... Fetch me Twitch, please.
[12:13:52 AM] Maria Blackwind: k
[12:14:00 AM] CMO Jon: ..hum.
[12:14:00 AM] The Master Tactician: You are a suitable High Commander, but you don't have a cushion hat.
[12:14:11 AM] CMO Jon: CMO Jon drive-by yoinks Twitch from Leona
[12:14:13 AM] Maria Blackwind: Maria Blackwind removes Twitch from Leona's grip of steel.
[12:14:16 AM] CMO Jon: CMO Jon tosses him to Brand.
[12:14:19 AM] The Radiant Dawn: NU
[12:14:21 AM] The Radiant Dawn: MY RAT
[12:14:22 AM] The Radiant Dawn: ;(
[12:14:26 AM] Maria Blackwind: Maria Blackwind returns to Swain.
[12:14:28 AM] Sunlead: Hahaha.
[12:14:32 AM] Maria Blackwind: here is rat.
[12:14:34 AM] The Radiant Dawn: The Radiant Dawn is now very sad
[12:14:36 AM] The Master Tactician: Excellent. Place him there.
[12:14:37 AM] Sunlead: He's being tossed around like a football
[12:14:43 AM] The Master Tactician: The Master Tactician indicates his footrest area.
[12:14:47 AM] Soul: Soul hugs Lily
[12:14:49 AM] Soul: Aw, don't worry.
[12:14:50 AM] Maria Blackwind: Maria Blackwind places the rodent in the specified location.
[12:14:51 AM] Soul: It'll be alright.
[12:14:59 AM] The Master Tactician: The Master Tactician folds his feet atop Twitch's head again.
[12:15:04 AM] The Master Tactician: The Master Tactician unfurls his paper.
[12:15:04 AM] The Radiant Dawn: The Radiant Dawn throws the Sun at Noxus
[12:15:05 AM] The Radiant Dawn: D<
[12:15:12 AM] The Master Tactician: The Master Tactician rolls his eyes.
[12:15:18 AM] The Master Tactician: The Master Tactician puts on his sunglasses.
[12:15:21 AM] CMO Jon: CMO Jon barrier
[12:15:21 AM] Sunlead: sexy tans for all the noxus
[12:15:26 AM] Twitchalus: Twitchalus is confused as to what just happened.
[12:15:30 AM] KevinxDesu/Tryndamere/Vladimir: KevinxDesu/Tryndamere/Vladimir lifts his finger and points it at twitch
[12:15:33 AM] Twitchalus: Twitchalus resumes being a footstool anyway.
[12:15:33 AM | Edited 12:15:49 AM] Maria Blackwind: Maria Blackwind duct tapes Twitch to the floor so he can't be removed from that spot.
[12:15:40 AM] Twitchalus: ...

I don't get what's with people and hurting me/using me as playthings.

The Master Tactician

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 7, 2013 23:19:13 GMT -5

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Post by The Master Tactician on Apr 7, 2013 23:19:13 GMT -5

You love it.

"Five steps ahead of you."

tgymk

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 7, 2013 23:38:46 GMT -5

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Post by tgymk on Apr 7, 2013 23:38:46 GMT -5

...Only when it's you, Master...

Last Edit: Apr 7, 2013 23:39:02 GMT -5 by tgymk

Alexis 'Mute' Lindser

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 8, 2013 0:44:43 GMT -5

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Post by Alexis 'Mute' Lindser on Apr 8, 2013 0:44:43 GMT -5

Apr 7, 2013 23:38:46 GMT -5 @tgymk said:

...Only when it's you, Master...

The expression on the maid's face tells the rat exactly what she thinks of his appellation- if anyone is calling the General "Master," it'll be her, even if it's written.

( This is an expression known as T_T )

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 8, 2013 9:44:45 GMT -5

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Post by radientdawn on Apr 8, 2013 9:44:45 GMT -5

*HUGGLES TWITCH*

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 8, 2013 11:56:28 GMT -5

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Post by almogpas on Apr 8, 2013 11:56:28 GMT -5

[07/04/2013 18:53:31] Caitlyn: ^
[07/04/2013 18:53:33] Caitlyn: huehue
[07/04/2013 18:53:38] Caitlyn: best logic na
[07/04/2013 18:53:45] Caitlyn: you have huge breasts? must be a slut.

Starii: HUGE TITS[יום ראשון 07 אפריל 2013 18:53]

Starii: IT MUST MEAN THEY'RE A SLUT

Mortimer A. Locard

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 8, 2013 13:25:55 GMT -5

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Post by Mortimer A. Locard on Apr 8, 2013 13:25:55 GMT -5

[2:46:14 AM] Sean M. Gravley (Graveman): Someone should make an ex-sheriff of Piltover who ends up in Zaun and drinks all day because he left himself a wreck after getting kicked out of his previous career due to a screw up. As he looks for jobs in private security, his life only gets worse as things around him start to fall apart. He'll be Max Payne.
[2:46:45 AM] The Machine Herald:OMFG PLS I WILL BEAR YOUR CHILDREN

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 8, 2013 13:29:07 GMT -5

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Apr 8, 2013 13:25:55 GMT -5 Mortimer A. Locard said:

[2:46:14 AM] Sean M. Gravley (Graveman): Someone should make an ex-sheriff of Piltover who ends up in Zaun and drinks all day because he left himself a wreck after getting kicked out of his previous career due to a screw up. As he looks for jobs in private security, his life only gets worse as things around him start to fall apart. He'll be Max Payne.
[2:46:45 AM] The Machine Herald:OMFG PLS I WILL BEAR YOUR CHILDREN

This was just... beautiful.

Master of Shadows

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 8, 2013 22:21:55 GMT -5

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Post by Master of Shadows on Apr 8, 2013 22:21:55 GMT -5

[9:20:14 PM] KevinxDesu/Tryndamere/Vladimir: Swain is evil!?
[9:20:20 PM] KevinxDesu/Tryndamere/Vladimir: I never saw that coming.
[9:20:24 PM] Anivia: Anivia envisions Swain's wardrobe.
[9:20:34 PM] The Master Tactician: The Master Tactician isn't evil. Only his robes are.
[9:20:36 PM] Anivia: 15 evil robes, and a purple miniskirt.
[9:20:42 PM] Soul: Kinky.

That moment when you walk into skype and see this.

Shadow people follow him everywhere he goes. Looking over his shoulder, the paranoia flows.

The Voidwalker

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 9, 2013 11:12:38 GMT -5

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Post by The Voidwalker on Apr 9, 2013 11:12:38 GMT -5

Apr 8, 2013 13:25:55 GMT -5 Mortimer A. Locard said:

[2:46:14 AM] Sean M. Gravley (Graveman): Someone should make an ex-sheriff of Piltover who ends up in Zaun and drinks all day because he left himself a wreck after getting kicked out of his previous career due to a screw up. As he looks for jobs in private security, his life only gets worse as things around him start to fall apart. He'll be Max Payne.

*Rubs chin*

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Best Skype Quotes 2013 Apr 9, 2013 13:13:23 GMT -5

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Post by The Voidwalker on Apr 9, 2013 13:13:23 GMT -5

nevinsmith777: so how is the lovely miss Ahri dong?

ahrifuta not sure if like <_>

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