Post by Adeptis Lune on Oct 29, 2013 13:32:04 GMT -5
Ian gives both of them Garth hats [17:35:31] Ian: You are now wearing the glory of Piltover. Guard it with your life. [17:35:43] TheMcDanee: TheMcDanee burns it [17:35:55] Ian: ...defeating the purpose here. [17:36:16] Ian: Ian wears her Garth hat and looks sexy in it [17:36:54 | 17:37:29 modified] Lucas/Adeptis/Tristana: Lucas/Adeptis/Tristana has a garth hat. [17:37:03] Lucas/Adeptis/Tristana: Lucas/Adeptis/Tristana doesn't feel anything about that [17:37:16] Ian: No, I gave you one. [17:37:24] Lucas/Adeptis/Tristana: oh [17:37:43] Lucas/Adeptis/Tristana: Inquiry [17:37:47] Lucas/Adeptis/Tristana: where'd you get those? [17:37:59] Ian: Cloning machine. [17:38:07 | 17:38:08 bewerkt] TheMcDanee: in the Garth store at Garth street [17:38:50] Ian: Ooh. Show me later. [17:38:57] Ian: I want his jacket too. [17:39:08] Lucas/Adeptis/Tristana: you really like Garth, huh? [17:39:28] Ian: His outfit, mostly. [17:39:36] Lucas/Adeptis/Tristana: ...Right [17:39:51] Lucas/Adeptis/Tristana: let's just hope he didn't hear that [17:40:24] Lucas/Adeptis/Tristana: Wait a second........... [17:40:28] Lucas/Adeptis/Tristana: I met that guy [17:40:56] Ian: Ian has already stripped AFK Garth to his underwear and is running with his clothing away [17:41:47] Ian: ALL MINE.
Last Edit: Oct 29, 2013 13:33:45 GMT -5 by Adeptis Lune
Post by The Sheriff of Piltover on Nov 7, 2013 4:41:15 GMT -5
Jay pls... My student needs clothes to do his chores.
Those that cause crime in Piltover, beware. I shall hunt you down and end you, one way or another. You can come with me to the station, or you can have a bullet between your eyes.
Post by Jay D. McIna on Nov 7, 2013 11:09:18 GMT -5
*Holds a large pile of Garth clothing*
...I honestly have no clue what you're talking about, Caitlyn.
>>w>>
Sometimes, when you've been stuck alone for long enough, you just have to break out into reality, with no regard for what position it may put you in. It is better to try and fail than to never try.
[21:03:24] MysticalRaven: LOVE ME SOME PILLOWS [21:03:32] Strider: here here. [21:03:38] MysticalRaven: Zed, the Master of Pillows. [21:03:47] Strider: aw yeah. [21:03:58] MysticalRaven: Evelynn, the Pillowmaker. [21:04:15] Strider: Embrace the pillows, or sleep in loneliness! [21:04:19] Natasha: Ahri, the Nine Pillowed Fox [21:04:20] TheMcDanee: Yorick, the Pillowdigger [21:04:29] Natasha: Or [21:04:34] Natasha: The Pillow tailed fox [21:04:41] MysticalRaven: MysticalRaven tacklehugs the nine pillowed fox [21:04:45] MysticalRaven: comfeeeh [21:04:53] Natasha: Irelia, the Will of the Pillows [21:04:56] Strider: "your pillows are my pleasure."-Evelynn [21:04:57] TheMcDanee: Nine Pillowed Fox op in Pillow fights [21:05:02] TheMcDanee: please nerf [21:05:04] TheMcDanee: Rito plxo [21:05:10] Natasha: wat about the Will of the Pillows [21:05:14] Natasha: She controls your own pillow [21:05:15] TheMcDanee: heh [21:05:21] MysticalRaven: Pillow of the Blades!!! [21:05:23] Natasha: And smacks you with it [21:05:28] TheMcDanee: Karthus, the Pillow Singer [21:05:33] Strider: "lets have some real pillows." -ahri [21:05:38] TheMcDanee: The Death Pillow [21:05:59] Natasha: My pillows are not only precise, but totally gnarly [21:06:01] Strider: "Pillows is the gift i offer." - Yorick [21:06:09] MysticalRaven: Is the word Pillow starting to sound stupid to anyone else? [21:06:12] TheMcDanee: Shyvana - The Half Pillow [21:06:27] Natasha: Lucian the Pillow Templar [21:06:36] Strider: "The Pillows will not be defeated." -Irelia [21:06:37] Natasha: Riven, the Pillow [21:06:39] TheMcDanee: Master Yi, the Pillow Bladesman [21:06:45] MysticalRaven: lawl [21:06:48] MysticalRaven: riven [21:07:00] Natasha: Riven is now officially a pillow [21:07:07] TheMcDanee: Nocturne, the eternal Pillow [21:07:11] MysticalRaven: MysticalRaven cuddles Riven [21:07:14] Strider: "By the Pillows of my father, i will end them." -Shyvana [21:07:21] MysticalRaven: Amumu, the sad pillow. [21:07:26] Natasha: Awwwwwwww [21:07:39] MysticalRaven: MysticalRaven snugs Amumu too [21:07:40] TheMcDanee: "By the will of my pillow, I will end them." - Shyvana, the Half Pillow [21:07:45] Natasha: Draven, the Glorious Pillow [21:07:57] TheMcDanee: Draven, the Pillow Executioner [21:07:58] MysticalRaven: The Pillow executioner [21:08:03] Strider: "We're gonna need more pillows" - Lucian [21:08:09] Natasha: N'aw [21:08:14] Natasha: Glorious Pillow is better [21:08:17] Natasha: It fits him [21:08:19] MysticalRaven: LIES [21:08:24] Natasha: Since he's gloriiiiiiious [21:08:26] TheMcDanee: Jarvan IV the Pillow of Demacia [21:08:37] Strider: "Pillows to end violence." -Riven [21:08:39] MysticalRaven: Darius, the Pillow of Noxus [21:08:50] Natasha: Garen, the might of Pillows [21:08:53] MysticalRaven: ... Why does that make Darius sound like a slut? [21:08:53] TheMcDanee: Jayce the Defender of Pillows [21:09:24] Natasha: Fizz, the Pillow Trickster [21:09:26] Strider: "Its a good day for Pillows." - Jarvan IV [21:09:30] TheMcDanee: Janna the Pillow's Fury [21:09:33] Natasha: Elise, the Pillow Queen [21:09:53] MysticalRaven: Swain, the Master Pillow [21:09:58] Natasha: lawl [21:10:09] TheMcDanee: Ashe the Frost Pillow [21:10:21] Strider: "Hey look, Im holding the Pillows up." -Garen [21:10:28] MysticalRaven: Hecarim, the pillow of war [21:10:39] Natasha: Thresh, the Pillow Warden [21:10:39] TheMcDanee: Diana, the Scorn of the pillow
Post by The Sheriff of Piltover on Nov 12, 2013 18:02:45 GMT -5
I think that "Swain, the Master Pillow" is the best of them.
Those that cause crime in Piltover, beware. I shall hunt you down and end you, one way or another. You can come with me to the station, or you can have a bullet between your eyes.
Post by The Outlaw on Nov 26, 2013 13:08:54 GMT -5
Just another day in the office with Co-President The Dude Man Guy, Co-President Uxie, Naiyu, and Strider Uxie: Is it exactly 20?
Uxie: If not you're fired.
Naiyu: Yes it is!
Uxie: Good, you're promoted
Naiyu: Huzzah!To wat?
The Dude: Something that's actually more to the side of the position you already held where you don't get a pay raise. Just a new title with more workload
Uxie: We're going to need you on weekends too.
Naiyu: .....
Naiyu: ....do we get dental?
The Dude: You can discuss medical and dental plans the comany offers in more detail with the HR department. For now all I can tell you is that it's limited coverage. Also, we don't have additional office space so we're going to have to ask you to move to a smaller cube as well.
Uxie: The cube is a box. Cardboard.
Uxie: Beside the dumpster
Uxie: ... Budget cuts
Uxie: Uxie whistles
Naiyu: B..But.....
Uxie: BUT!
Uxie: We worked out a deal with the googly eyes company so we get a truckload for free every Tuesday
Naiyu: ...
Naiyu: *throws self out window*
Uxie: Uxie pops his head out
The Dude: In the best interest of the company we've also decided you no longer require a work extension, computer, or access to the facilities buildings. We will be confiscating your employee ID badge later today. We trust with your skillset however, that you will still be able to give back generously to the company and encourage you to look at our stock options to reinvest with us.
Uxie: That's not covered in the medical plaaaaaaaaaan!
The Dude: We looks foward to seeing you continue to climb the corporate ladde- wait a second where'd she go?
The Dude: The Dude looks out broken window
Naiyu: *landed in googly eye shipment* ....
Naiyu: *screams externally*
Strider: Oh. well. Bob.
The Dude: We're not liable for any workplace accidents that occcur out of our facilities buildings! You may not be eligible for workers comp considering where you landed!
Strider: Another fleshling employee job opening.
The Dude: Quite.
Uxie: Well, Co-President The Dude Man Guy.
Uxie: I think that's a write up.
The Dude: I agree
Strider: Strider raises a plastic cup to his metal face while leaning on the water cooler
Naiyu: *hobbles away screaming and flailing her arms*
] The Dude: Get my sexretary Deborah to put out a few ads noting that we have an open position. We can begin breaking down the soul of out next victim- I mean valuable employee soon
Uxie: Now that's an employee! Look at him, taking time out of his busy work schedule to be certain he is well rested and performing in prime operating capacity!
Uxie: That's the kind of forward thinking I like around here.
Uxie: You're getting a raise.
Naiyu: *screams through window* WAT
Strider: Thank. you. sir.
The Dude: I agree Co-President Uxie.
The Dude: Keep that attitude up son and you'll find yourself on the top floor as one of our new directors. Minimal responsibilites and higher wages are in your future! I can see it now!
Strider: Are we still good for golf next. TUSEDAY.
Naiyu: *gross sobbing*
The Dude: The Dude leans out window to yell at Naiyu
Naiyu: *Throws shoe at his face*
Uxie: Only if you don't tell my wife about the hookers and blow
Uxie: Uxie winks
The Dude: The Dude dodges the shoe
The Dude: We're going to have to ask you to work overtime for the next week or so. Co-President Uxie, myself, and Strider have to go on a "business trip" to discuss his promotion and the direction the company is taking!
Strider: HA. HA. If the dead hooker does not talk. neither will I.
The Dude: Thanks in advance for your cooperation!
Naiyu: EFF YOU YOU FUDGE LICKING SON OF A CRUMPET SUCKER
The Dude: The Dude straightens his tie and dusts off his suit.
The Dude: What a crude little wench
Naiyu: YOUR COMPANY'S BAD, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
Uxie: But she reminded me I would quite enjoy a crumpet
Uxie: ...
Uxie: Those small Thai boys are called crumpets, right?
The Dude: Hell if I know Uxie. Hahaha!
Strider: HA. HA.
Naiyu: *starts a fire in the lobby*
The Dude: The Dude observes the lobby fire.
The Dude: Hmmm, Co-President Uxie would you agree we could scam some insurance money from the burning down of our facilities?
Uxie: I believe our portfolios could handle some additional ill-gotten cash
The Dude: At the very worst our fall out plan can be to blame that ungrateful employee Naiyu who resentfully insulted our company after we found it in our hearts to promote her
Strider: I can testify to her weakened mental state.
Naiyu: *promptly puts out the fire* KISS MY REAR PIG FACES
Strider: You have pig faces on your rear. How uncommon.
The Dude: Now now, Naiyu. That's the kind of sloppy entrepenuership that got you moved to the side in our company. That's something you should be charging for. Even street hookers know that!
Naiyu: *screams and throws things around*
The Dude: I think the private jet awaits us gents. Let's go, shall we? I have a feeling my stroke is going to be quite clean today on the course
The Dude: The Dude dodges Naiyu's tantrum as he exits the building
Strider: Yes. sir. Ill just take care of this intruder.
Naiyu: *sets loose rabbits in ther building*
Strider: Strider silences Naiyu and snatches up all the rabbits.
Strider: Free. Rabbits.
Uxie: Mm. Yes, quite... I'll fetch the bundles of money we use for napkins
Naiyu: *muffled profanities*
Uxie: Uxie scoots away
Strider: Strider tosses Naiyu out of the building and on to a bag of rabbits.
Naiyu: *dies from ironic rabbit allergy*
Last Edit: Nov 26, 2013 13:19:32 GMT -5 by The Outlaw
Post by Jay D. McIna on Nov 26, 2013 15:20:30 GMT -5
._.
Sometimes, when you've been stuck alone for long enough, you just have to break out into reality, with no regard for what position it may put you in. It is better to try and fail than to never try.
Post by Victus Brightblade on Nov 26, 2013 23:01:51 GMT -5
[10:48:35 PM] Geokhan/Victus: Did someone just say Vodka?
[10:48:49 PM] Co-President The Dude Man Guy: I'M ALL OUT! [10:48:52 PM] Co-President The Dude Man Guy: HELP ME GIO!
[10:49:00 PM] Geokhan/Victus: Gio? [10:49:04 PM] Geokhan/Victus: GIO? [10:49:10 PM] Geokhan/Victus: NO VODKA FOR YOU!
[10:49:21 PM] Co-President The Dude Man Guy: BTU THAT'S WHY I CAN'T TYPE!
[10:49:28 PM] Geokhan/Victus: NO VODKA!
[10:49:32 PM] Co-President The Dude Man Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [10:49:45 PM] Co-President The Dude Man Guy: I'll settle for rum?
[10:49:45 PM] Geokhan/Victus: You have butchered the name of our prophet! [10:49:56 PM] Geokhan/Victus: You shall not taste the holy drink! [10:50:00 PM] Geokhan/Victus: or Rum
[10:50:05 PM] Co-President The Dude Man Guy: Okokok, what about whiskey? [10:50:13 PM] Co-President The Dude Man Guy: Or brandy? How about some good brnady?
[10:50:26 PM | Edited 10:50:34 PM] Geokhan/Victus: I do not partake of pretender brews
[10:50:36 PM] Co-President The Dude Man Guy: BUT YOU DENY ME THE DRINK [10:50:41 PM] Co-President The Dude Man Guy: WHAT DO I TURN TO NOW
[10:51:00 PM] Geokhan/Victus: You are damned [10:51:06 PM] Geokhan/Victus: accept your fate like a man
[10:51:27 PM] Co-President The Dude Man Guy: YOU ARE A FALSE PROPHET AND I WILL SPIT UPON YOUR GRAVE AS I HEARTILY ENJOY VODKA WHILE I DO SO
[10:51:41 PM] Geokhan/Victus: or go rob a liquor store guarded by the Duantless Vanguard
[10:51:50 PM] Co-President The Dude Man Guy: Oh. That sounds promosing
[10:51:54 PM] Geokhan/Victus: Prove your manliness [10:52:17 PM] Geokhan/Victus: Or you may attempt to defeat Gragas in a drinking contest
[10:52:31 PM] Co-President The Dude Man Guy robs a liq store easily. Blocks bullets fired by clerk with his beard.
Post by Master of Shadows on Dec 8, 2013 21:51:31 GMT -5
[3:37:36 p.m.] MysticalRaven: Ty, you now have to write out the scene when the master lays down his weapong before Zed and claims he failed as a master [3:37:51 p.m. | Edited 3:37:56 p.m.] MysticalRaven: Weapon/Potato peeler* [3:38:08 p.m.] Ty: There's a potato peeler concealed within the hilt of the blade. [3:38:50 p.m.] Ty: "I...I was wrong, Zed. I have denied you a good life, and one of life's most cherished treasures." [3:38:58 p.m.] Ty: "Can you forgive an old man?" [3:40:18 p.m.] Ty: -'But when they went together, the master could not resist the shadow taters' siren song. As he laid eyes upon the forbidden recipe once more, he knew that he had to have it for himself. Only his finely cultured views of cuisine could do it justice. Zed, however, had other ideas...'- [3:42:14 p.m.] Ty: "WHY WOULD YOU ONLY PUT THAT MUCH VINEGAR IN IT!" [3:42:45 p.m.] Ty: "Everyone knows that such a heavy food as potatoes must be seasoned properly if served cold!" [3:43:05 p.m.] Ty: "I'LLKILLYOUFORTHISCRIMEAGAINSTCUISIIIINE!" [3:44:39 p.m.] Ty: -'As master and student locked blades...peelers...whatever, the force of the impact between their tools of trade was such that the sacred bowl, its forbidden recipe etched upon its surface, was set rocking. Master and student dove for the bowl, desperate to save the delicious meal...but then everything went horribly wrong.'- [3:45:09 p.m.] Ty: "I'VE GOT IT!" "NO GET YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF THAT BOWL ZED!" [3:46:06 p.m.] Ty: -'Zed clearly had secured the bowl, anybody clearly could have seen that much. But the master lunged forward just a hair behind his student, and struck just as the bowl was reaching balance.'- [3:46:13 p.m.] Ty: "WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOONE!" [3:47:24 p.m.] Ty: -'A single dollop of potato salad, perhaps little more than a table spoon, crested the rim of the bowl. Zed and his master could do naught but stare in anguish as it fell to the floor. In that moment, Zed's life shattered.'- [3:47:33 p.m.] Ty: -....splat.- [3:47:57 p.m.] Ty: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s [3:50:42 p.m.] Ty: -'In a fit of rage, Zed lashed out at his master. It was a divine strike, scraping the flesh of his neck clean to the bone, peeling the master's very life from his body. This man, this pompous fool, had caused some of the potato salad to go to waste. There would be no forgiveness, only a reckoning.'- [3:50:53 p.m.] Ty: "KILL THEM AAALLLL!"
Shadow people follow him everywhere he goes. Looking over his shoulder, the paranoia flows.
Post by Master of Shadows on Dec 16, 2013 22:21:54 GMT -5
[4:18:02 p.m.] MysticalRaven: Shen doesn't have a ceiling [4:18:07 p.m.] MysticalRaven: He's homeless [4:18:14 p.m.] MysticalRaven: He's just a crazy man in a blue skintight suit [4:18:15 p.m.] Ty: Ty rapidly punches the Road Roller, somehow exploding it spectacularly. [4:18:19 p.m.] Shen: I do have a new temple I would have you know Zed [4:18:31 p.m.] MysticalRaven: where'd you get that from? [4:18:39 p.m.] Shen: Three years of hard labour [4:18:47 p.m.] Shen: from other people [4:18:52 p.m.] MysticalRaven: So you use slaves. [4:18:55 p.m.] MysticalRaven: I see. [4:19:00 p.m.] Shen: no [4:19:04 p.m.] Shen: they get paid for their job [4:19:06 p.m.] Shen: and believe me [4:19:06 p.m.] MysticalRaven: How? [4:19:09 p.m.] Shen: it's absurdly high [4:19:19 p.m. | Edited 4:19:34 p.m.] Shen: Don't you ever read my threads? [4:19:23 p.m.] MysticalRaven: no [4:19:27 p.m.] MysticalRaven: not really [4:19:38 p.m.] Shen: ... [4:19:42 p.m.] Ty: Shen saw it necessary to kill all of his debt holders. [4:19:48 p.m.] Shen: Oh come on [4:19:48 p.m.] Ty: Only then could he BALANCE his checkbook. [4:19:52 p.m.] MysticalRaven: AAAHHHHHHHH [4:19:53 p.m.] Bitch Balls: LOL [4:19:57 p.m.] MysticalRaven: YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH [4:20:03 p.m.] Shen: Sigh... [4:20:04 p.m.] Bitch Balls: B) [4:20:09 p.m.] MysticalRaven: -places sunglasses on Ty- [4:20:10 p.m.] Shen: Yes yes joke about equilibrium...
Shadow people follow him everywhere he goes. Looking over his shoulder, the paranoia flows.
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