Disney's League of Legends the Movie

(( So my oc is now...
))

Draven would have his own show.

It would be called 'That's so Draven' and it's going to be sassy as hell.

As for Tybresa ... courtesy of MS Skype chat. >.>

[9:37:40 PM] Jayce: The Sleeping Tybresa
[9:37:46 PM] Jayce: To be rescued by Prince Jayce!
[9:37:50 PM] Jayce: Oh how splendid!

I am now a villain of the misunderstood Shadow Isles who just want to save the world from a unseeable threat.

BUT THEN SUDDENLY I MEET A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN and she defeats the threat and turns me back into a human, saves the isles and we're happily married.

I don't know whether to feel amused or ashamed that I barely had to edit the words to this song:

Maria: What are we going to do? Kill the king?

Swain: Precisely.
I know that your powers of retention
Are as scarce as a minotaur’s hide.
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer.

Renekton: And where do we feature?

Swain: Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

Brand: Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.
...For what?

Swain: For the death of the king.

Daichi: Why? Is he sick?

Swain: No, fool-- we're going to kill him. And the Exemplar too.

Maria: Great idea! Who needs a king?

All: No king! No king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!

Swain: Idiots! There will be a king!

Renekton: Hey, but you said, uh...

Swain: I will be king! ...Stick with me, and
you'll never be imprisoned again!

Renekton and Brand: Yaay! All right! Long live the king!

All: Long live the king! Long live the king!
It's great that we'll soon be connected.
With a king who'll be all-time adored.

Swain: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have power!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of power)
Decades of denial
(The appointed hour)
Is simply why I'll
(All this power)
Be king undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!

All: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

(( Looool, love it TF. ))

This Song

Note1: Failed attempt to make Malzahar with a friend like me. "Fiend Like Me".

Note2: Words within (these, I have no idea what these half circles are called in English) are sang by some voidlings with cute voices.

Note3: I sang along with just the music here. It seems to work.

Note4: I do not feel dirty at ALL because I love this song, its my childhood :D

Note5: I think we based that Swain and TF are much better than me on creating lyrics. I didn't really look at Riven's but I'll check it later though I'm sure its better too.

Well Swain had them forty assassins
Jarvan had a thousand friends
But oh summoner, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails (fails)
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some void, punch, void (void) and how
See all you gotta do is click that gate
And I'll say

Mister lady, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your life, (life)
Jot it down
You ain't never had a fiend like me
(Nom nom nom)

Life is our restaurant
And you're our dinner tonight (tonight)
C'mon scream (scream) what it is you want!
You ain't never had a fiend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on violence (YES)
I'm the boss (BOSS)
The king, the shah (YOU LOVE YOURSELF)
Say what you wish
You're mine! True dish
Do you need some more saaaaalt? (Yes!!!)

You're some of column "A" (YUM)
YOU'RE ALL OF COLUMN "B" (YES)
I'm in the mood to cook you dude
You ain't never had a fiend like me

Can your fiends do this? (No!) ((Destroys a civilization))
Do your fiends do that? (Hahahaha!) ((Dances "Can't Touch This"))
Do your fiends pull this out their portaaaaal? (No!) ((Cho'gath pulled from Portal))
Can your fiends go, BLARG? (BLARG)
Well, looky here (What?)
Can your fiends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip (cadabra!)
And then make you disappear? (FOREVER)

So doncha sit there like that jump in the pot,
I'm here to answer their call (their call is great!)
You got them crunchy bones, yes you got (YUM)
You got a genie for your miserable end (END HIM!)
I got a powerful urge to kill you now! (YES)
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know (yeah right)
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, you get only one last wish... Oh. (Just kill him!)

Mister lady, sir, that wish cannot come true
I'm on the job, you're just our lunch (YES)
You ain't never had a fiend, never had a fiend (NEVER)
You ain't never had a fiend, never had a fiend (NEVER)
You ain't never had a fiend like me (NOM NOM NOM, NOM NOM NOM)
You ain't never had a fiend like me, hah!

Hey, voidlings! Its lunch time!