((Okay, okay, I think I got it this time! Everyone loves a good
Belle parody, right?))
Teemo:
Little town,
It's a busy city.
Every day,
Just like long ago.
Little town,
Full of little yordles.
Waking up to say...
Townsfolk:
Hello!
Good day!
Hey there! Hiya! What's up?
Teemo:
There goes the baker with his tray, like always,
Seeming to never tire out!
Ev'ry morning just the same,
Feeling dull and rather tame.
Oh, this poor provincial town-
Baker:
Hey, mister scout!
Teemo:
Good morning, sir.
Baker:
And where are you off to?
Teemo:
The Mothership. I just got back from a mission over in Kumungu again, where this-
Baker: That's nice. Mira! The baguettes!
Hurry up!
Townsfolk:
Look there he goes that scout is strange, no question.
He's got a secret, there's no doubt.
Woman:
Always gathering a crowd.
Man:
Though he won't complain out loud.
Townsfolk:
No denying he's a funny guy that scout.
Man 1:
Hey there!
Woman 1:
Good day!
Man 1:
How is your fam'ly?
Woman 2:
Hello!
Man 2:
What is it?
Woman 2:
How is your wife?
Woman 3:
I need six eggs!
Man 3:
That's too expensive!
Teemo:
There must be more than this provincial life!
Quartermaster:
Ah, Teemo.
Teemo:
Good morning. I've come to turn in the mission assignment.
Quartermaster:
Finished already?
Teemo:
Oh, it wasn't that hard, really. Have you got anything new?
Quartermaster:
Well, we do have... one more...
Teemo:
That's great! I'll take it!
Quartermaster:
Take it? But you've but you've already been to Piltover twice!
Teemo:
Well, it's my favorite city, aside from home. Strange places, giant towers, lots of hextech, a great rec center -
Quartermaster:
If you like it all that much, then the mission is yours.
Teemo:
Oh really?
Quartermaster:
I insist.
Teemo:
Well, thank you. Thank you very much, sir!
Townsfolk:
Look there he goes that boy is so peculiar.
I wonder if he's feeling well...
With a happy, far-off look,
And always chasing a crook,
What a puzzle to the rest of us, that scout.
Teemo:
Oh, isn't it amazing?
Going after one more escapee!
Maybe he'll prove a challenge,
But I guess I won't know that until I take my leave!
Woman:
Now it's a wonder that he's not gone mental!
Still, he's so hard to figure out.
Shopkeeper:
But behind that nice facade,
I'm afraid he's rather odd.
Very diff'rent from the rest of us-
Townsfolk:
He's nothing like the rest of us-
Yes, diff'rent from the rest of us, that scout!
Jaslene: Wow! It didn't fall apart this time, Rumble!
You're the greatest mechanic in all of Runeterra!
Rumble:
I know.
Jaslene:
No mech around stands a chance against yours ---
And no girl, for that matter.
Rumble:
It's true, young un'. And I've got my sights set on that one.
Jaslene:
The Megling woman?
Rumble:
She's the one - the lucky girl I'm going to marry.
Jaslene:
But she's -
Rumble:
The most amazing girl in town.
Jaslene:
I know, but aren't her and Tee-
Rumble:
That makes her the best. And don't I deserve the best?
Jaslene:
Of course! I mean, you do, but I -
Rumble:
Right from the moment when I met her, saw her,
She was the greatest to exist.
Here in town there's only she,
Who's intelligent as me,
So I'm making plans to woo and marry Trist.
Fangirls:
Look there he goes!
Isn't he dreamy?
Mister Rumble~
Oh he's so cute!
Be still my heart,
I'm hardly breathing!
He's such a blue, dark, strong and handsome brute!
Woman 1:
Hey there!
Rumble:
Pardon me.
Tristana:
What's up?
Woman 2:
Oh yeah!
Woman 3:
You call this bacon?
Woman 4:
What lovely grapes!
Man 1:
Some cheese?
Woman 5:
Ten yards!
Man 1:
one pound.
Rumble:
'Scuse me! Please let me through!
Cheese merchant:
I'll get the knife!
Woman 6:
This bread -
Woman 7:
Those fish -
Woman 6:
it's stale!
Woman 7:
they smell!
Men:
Madame's mistaken.
Women:
Well, maybe, true.
Townsfolk:
Good morning! Oh, good morning!
Teemo:
There must be more than this provincial life!
Rumble:
Just watch, I'm going to make Trist my wife!
Townsfolk:
Look there he goes,
The boy is strange but special.
A guy who's very strong yet stout!
Women:
It's a pity and a sin.
Men:
He doesn't quite fit in.
Townsfolk:
'Cause he really is a funny boy,
A cheerful but a funny boy,
He really is a funny boy,
That scout!
