Post by sheriffcaitlyn on Jan 2, 2013 21:14:09 GMT -5
Okay, instead of posting my own section, let's make it available for everyone who wants to write a crackfic, eh?
I'll start it off with...
Udyr x Blue Buff!
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Blue Buff sighed longingly. It wondered whose going to come along and waste its magnificent magical powers. Brand licked his lips sexily at the golem, "Don't worry, m'dear. We'll light up the night later." Bringing up two fingers to his mouth he started tonguing in between them. Steam hissed from the saliva touching the burning fingers. Blue buff sighed once more. Brand was just a hot head. He was all fire and all burning, all he wanted from it was its amazing enchantment. It had feelings too! It had desires, it had a fire within, it wanted to have more from its partner instead of being used to farm in lane and get the occasional kill. It wanted to feel special, important, a part of their life. But would that day ever come?
Blue buff looked around, its stony features scanning the field before it. Who was their jungler this time, and how were they going to waste the buff this time? An acrid heat washed over Blue Buff. It drew back as its little lizard bodyguards snarled, "Get away! This is for Brand, loser! Get out AHHHHH!"
The little lizards erupted into flames. A deep, wild, insanely masculine voice spoke up, "No one gets in the way of our desires." A muscular man stepped forward, his flames dancing about his body like the very sun itself. He wasn't like Brand, his fire was pure, it was natural, it was handsome. Udyr stepped forward, his rough and calloused hands caressing Blue Buff. "Are you scared, Blue-kun?" He chuckled, "Don't worry, we'll spam all of our skills and use your full potential. We'll ravage these noobs with your sweet sweet strength."
His burly arms wrapped around Blue Buff, "All I need, Blue-kun, is to feel your power within me." Blue Buff blushed profusely, "I-I-I-I can't just give it to you! I don't even know your name, you handsome bestial stranger!"
"Udyr." His long, handsome beard flowed in the wind, "My name is Udyr. And I want you, Blue-kun, to be mine."
"Oh Udyr-Sama…I…I…" Blue Buff turned away, blushing ever more. Udyr hushed her, "Don't worry. We'll be gentle." He brought his lips to the rocky features of Blue Buff as the fires enraptured the two in perfect unison.
Brand fell flat on his back, roaring in pain, "If only I had Blue Buff! I think I need to get her!" He groggily stood to his feet when he heard the wind whistle through his ears. The enemy Swain drew back in horror as his entire body was engulfed in flames. Brand sputtered angrily, "W-what? Who?" He had not killed the master tactician. But who…Then Brand saw. Udyr, with Blue Buff circling him. Brand screamed out bloody murder, "You! How dare you take away my Blue Buff!"
Udyr looked at Brand, smiling, "Blue Buff is mine now, scrub. And it'll always be mine."
~*NEXT TIME ON BLUE BUFF STORIES*~
"Are…are you sure we should do this? Udyr may find out!"
"Don't worry, Blue Buff… I'm rock solid."
I'll start it off with...
Udyr x Blue Buff!
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Blue Buff sighed longingly. It wondered whose going to come along and waste its magnificent magical powers. Brand licked his lips sexily at the golem, "Don't worry, m'dear. We'll light up the night later." Bringing up two fingers to his mouth he started tonguing in between them. Steam hissed from the saliva touching the burning fingers. Blue buff sighed once more. Brand was just a hot head. He was all fire and all burning, all he wanted from it was its amazing enchantment. It had feelings too! It had desires, it had a fire within, it wanted to have more from its partner instead of being used to farm in lane and get the occasional kill. It wanted to feel special, important, a part of their life. But would that day ever come?
Blue buff looked around, its stony features scanning the field before it. Who was their jungler this time, and how were they going to waste the buff this time? An acrid heat washed over Blue Buff. It drew back as its little lizard bodyguards snarled, "Get away! This is for Brand, loser! Get out AHHHHH!"
The little lizards erupted into flames. A deep, wild, insanely masculine voice spoke up, "No one gets in the way of our desires." A muscular man stepped forward, his flames dancing about his body like the very sun itself. He wasn't like Brand, his fire was pure, it was natural, it was handsome. Udyr stepped forward, his rough and calloused hands caressing Blue Buff. "Are you scared, Blue-kun?" He chuckled, "Don't worry, we'll spam all of our skills and use your full potential. We'll ravage these noobs with your sweet sweet strength."
His burly arms wrapped around Blue Buff, "All I need, Blue-kun, is to feel your power within me." Blue Buff blushed profusely, "I-I-I-I can't just give it to you! I don't even know your name, you handsome bestial stranger!"
"Udyr." His long, handsome beard flowed in the wind, "My name is Udyr. And I want you, Blue-kun, to be mine."
"Oh Udyr-Sama…I…I…" Blue Buff turned away, blushing ever more. Udyr hushed her, "Don't worry. We'll be gentle." He brought his lips to the rocky features of Blue Buff as the fires enraptured the two in perfect unison.
Brand fell flat on his back, roaring in pain, "If only I had Blue Buff! I think I need to get her!" He groggily stood to his feet when he heard the wind whistle through his ears. The enemy Swain drew back in horror as his entire body was engulfed in flames. Brand sputtered angrily, "W-what? Who?" He had not killed the master tactician. But who…Then Brand saw. Udyr, with Blue Buff circling him. Brand screamed out bloody murder, "You! How dare you take away my Blue Buff!"
Udyr looked at Brand, smiling, "Blue Buff is mine now, scrub. And it'll always be mine."
~*NEXT TIME ON BLUE BUFF STORIES*~
"Are…are you sure we should do this? Udyr may find out!"
"Don't worry, Blue Buff… I'm rock solid."